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dumb things customers say at starbucks: a thread
me: “just a tall latte?”
customer: *stays quiet*
me: “alright, your total will be $4.02”
customer: “no”
customer: *stays quiet*
me: “alright, your total will be $4.02”
customer: “no”
i can’t be a barista trainer at all. i hate repeating myself, have 0 patience and the girl i was training on bar was just too dumb. i even drew on the cups the amount of shots and pumps of syrup that goes in drinks. but she asked me every second.
i told her how to make my drink BEFORE i handed her the cup and she STILL managed to make it wrong. the label said “blonde” and she immediately backed up and said she didn’t know how to make it when i had already explained in the easiest way possible sjjfjskdjfj FUCK
new barista: “mari there’s some guy saying that bc we put too much ice in his drink, it fell”
*i walk out to see one of our most annoying customers*
him: “i was walking to the beach and my violet drink spilled EVERYWHERE bc you guys added so much ice to it”
me: “did you order +
*i walk out to see one of our most annoying customers*
him: “i was walking to the beach and my violet drink spilled EVERYWHERE bc you guys added so much ice to it”
me: “did you order +
+ it from this store?”
h: “yes”
m: “how long ago was that?”
h: “ten minutes ago”
m: “sir, i’ve been here for three hours and no one has made a violet drink and i have not seen you at all”
h: *stays quiet* “i was HOLDING IT FROM THE LID AND IT FELL BC YOU GUYS ADDED SO MUCH ICE” +
h: “yes”
m: “how long ago was that?”
h: “ten minutes ago”
m: “sir, i’ve been here for three hours and no one has made a violet drink and i have not seen you at all”
h: *stays quiet* “i was HOLDING IT FROM THE LID AND IT FELL BC YOU GUYS ADDED SO MUCH ICE” +
*20 minutes before my shift*
random woman: “what’s the address of this place”
me: *tells her*
rw: “ok thanks, im trying to find a salon around here so i can sell my hair”
me:
random woman: “what’s the address of this place”
me: *tells her*
rw: “ok thanks, im trying to find a salon around here so i can sell my hair”
me:
*woman comes back a good 3-4 hours into my shift*
“can i get a cup of water with ice”
me: “sure!”
*hands it to her*
“thanks i tried to sell my hair today”
me:
“can i get a cup of water with ice”
me: “sure!”
*hands it to her*
“thanks i tried to sell my hair today”
me:
not nico making me cry 
*customer sees me making her triple upside down iced caramel macchiato with extra caramel drizzle*
customer: “omg that looks so pretty!!”
me: :) *puts lid on it*
c: “oh you made it iced? i wanted it hot”
m: >:) “okay i’ll remake it for you” >:)
c: “got that extra shot right?”
me:
customer: “omg that looks so pretty!!”
me: :) *puts lid on it*
c: “oh you made it iced? i wanted it hot”
m: >:) “okay i’ll remake it for you” >:)
c: “got that extra shot right?”
me:
what made me even more mad was that she was trying to tell me how to make it at the register and instead of saying extra caramel drizzle she said “CaLiFoRnIa StYlE”
