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Horses still remind me of unavailable guys. This one doesn’t make eye contact with me when I express myself to him, but I’m sure that he loves me because he finally says so when I threaten to break up with him.
This one loves to talk about spirituality and yoga, but continues to deny his coke problem.
This one tells me he isn’t looking for a girlfriend but whenever his ex posts a photo with her new boyfriend he invites me over to “just chill”
I caught this one cheating on me but he told me that it was what he needed to make him realize that he only wants me
I still can’t tell if this one likes me back but he does text me “hey” whenever he’s drunk at a bar
This one’s ”BFF” is a woman who is clearly in love with him, but he gets mad at me when I bring it up, so I just act like it’s not weird that they sleep in the same bed together
This one’s coldness and avoidance makes me cry (in secret, of course, would never want to burden him) but the pain is identical to my childhood longing for my parents so it’s completely familiar and I think it’s love!
This one forgot we had dinner plans and when I texted him asking if he was gonna pick me up, three hours later he texted “just saw this, wanna just come over”
I checked this one’s Instagram and went through his tagged photos to find a friend who is friends of a friend of a friend of this girl who posted this pic of them and I haven’t slept in three days :(((((((
I’ve been telling everyone he’s my boyfriend but tonight he introduced me to his friends as his “friend”
This one always gets off the phone by saying “I’ll let you go”
This one describes himself as a “model” in his bio and he really isn’t but you block it out
