rita: mista steel this is a crime scene
juno, shoving small fry into his coat pocket, crying: what, is this a murder weapon? get off my dick

juno: im just looking! because i... can control....my emotions
juno, with small fry in his arms: damnit

juno feeds one (1) rabbit one time and three days later he opens his apartment door and there's fifteen baby bunnies sitting there SCREAMING

small fry dodged a bullet tho i mean this is juno whose two closest friends are most likely to dress a small animal up in a glittery outfit and put it on roller skates

does anyone remember that time i pulled up a picture of a shetland pony on google and livetweeted myself crying about it for half an hour? this was an episode for me