Thread by @DDAEGUSAN, Im gonna McFuckin lose it im having an uwu breakdown im rewatching [...]

Im gonna McFuckin lose it im having an uwu breakdown

im rewatching jungkook's live and he. He. HE.

he said he fucking said his cologne smells "like a mandarin farm in a forest" bitch i cannot i can not i c a n n o t

i literally had to uwu-quit. it's been ten minutes. i laughed so hard i cried.

im only 8 minutes in and i already had to lay down and count to ten i LOVE him you don't understand im having a BREAKDOWN

EVERYTHING HE DOES IS JUST SO. CUTE. LIKE. HE REALLY LIVES LIKE THIS??????

HE PUT HIS SHOES IN A ROW AND HE MADE HIMSELF A HOT DRINK BC HIS BIG LIL NOSE WAS GETTING STUFFY BUT THEN THE WATER WAS TOO HOT SO HE ADDED LUKEWARM WATER BUT HE PUT TOO MUCH AND HIS GLASS WAS FILLED TO THE BRIM ANDD THEN HE DRANK IN LITTLE *SIPS* MY HEART IS SO FULL

IM ONLY 8 MINUTES IN THE VIDEO. 8 MINUTES. EIGHT. I HAVE LIKE 50 MORE TO GO IM NEVER GONNA SURVIVE THIS

im going back in pray for me see you for the next uwu-quit

NO WAIT IM BACK

he. hE. hiMs. every time. e v e r y s i n g l e t i m e he takes a sip he does a little "ah" afterwards I'm not gonna make it I'm never gonna make it he's too cuTE IM NOT GONNA FUCKIN MAKE IT

HIMS IS. BABY B OY

pLEASE

he keeps sniffing bc his lil nose is stuffy :((((((((((( bab y

can i give him everything that i have can i PLEASE give him everything that i have

"this is a song from my "liked" playlist" *plays euphoria* please oh my god look at his face i am. going thru it i am fuckin gOing thru IT

HIS LITTLE LAUGH AFTER IT PLS HE'S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF FOR THAT I HATE HIM I H A TE HIM SOM UCH

pl s spare me

he's just. humming along to the music and smiling so big ans so close to the camera is this heaven

thank you jungkook that was very informative

jungkook: the drink? im drinking? is... something.... for when u have the sickies.... it's not tea.... it's not a drink.... idk
me, already taking my clothes off: oh my god jungkook you're so fucking dumb

HIS WHOLE MONOLOGUE ABOUT FOOD IM FUCKINGNWKXMMWKDKKS

I'VE NEVER RELATED TO ANYTHING MORE IN MY LIFE

IDEK WHAT TO SCREENSHOT THE WHOLE THING IS RELATABLE HE'S SO DMMDMDMSMD

HE'S SO ANNOYINGDNSJJDMSMX PLEA S E

it's. only been 20 minutes. i have forty more to go but my heart is SO FULL ALREADY IDK WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF

mig bood

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