Before I go to sleep. A thread of Mississippi politicians that look like thumbs.
1: Madison County Sheriff Randy Tucker

2: Honorary Sontaran Terry Burton

3: Chad from Itawamba, who made the bold hairstyle choice of 'thumbnail, please."

4: William Tracy Arnold, senator, who answers the question "Does Chewbacca's thumb have a face?"

Proving that it's not just white guys when it comes to Mississippians that are in charge are thumbs, 75% of the time, State Senator Juan Barnett is getting in on the look

Senator Carter, with a classic "just the thumb" look

Rep. Price Wallace, answering the important question, "what if thumb, but in cowboy hat?"

America Chuck Middleton isn't really a thumb guy I just like to bring up his name whenever we're discussing Mississippi politicians, because his name is fucking America Chuck Middleton

Back to the classic thumb look with John A. Polk, Civil War name enthusiast

Rep. Jeff Hale, who looks like the evil emperor of the Thumb Worlds

Sen. Tommy A. Gollott, going for a "old Mafia thumb" look, very bold

This guy gets the points for a great nickname AND looking like a thumb: Hinds count supervisor Bobby "Bobcat" McGowan

"But Patrick, all these thumbs are just old men!" You protest.
I present Joel "Young Thumb" Bomgar, then

From a reader: Jeff Guice, the 'shut up about your lifesaving medication' guy who got reelected and also looks like a thumb.

Finally, exiting Madison county school superintendent, "Red Thumb" McGehee

Recently in the news, Hal "Not the Cool Version of EITHER of My Names" Marx

Trent Lott, the Hairpiece Thumb

Thad "Not Chad" Cochran, demonstrating the "Grizzled Leather Thumb" look

Since I don't want you to think that it's ALL old white guys (it's mostly old white guys) I must present ex Jackson mayor Harvey Johnson