Okay I’m doing it I’m making a thread of things that kids say to me at work (all quotes are from 3-5 year olds. They are the best.)

I like your.... *points at the flannel tied around my waist* ...checkered shirt belt

“Are you Batman?” “No! I’m a bat.... and a man. And my superpower is this:” *sits down*

The sharks were swimming ALL over according to the beach

NO elephants here. Ever.

Where does my name go? IN MY BONES

“I made an acid snake who eats acid plants in his acid room in his acid house and his name is Fred”

Extinct means... it’s just your head

Hey guess what! Everybody’s gonna die!

“Do you want to come to my house and play Mario Kart?” “Yeah! Do you want to come to my house to see my hammer?”

Me, to a child hanging on a monkeybar: You look like a monkey!
The girl: No, I look like a kid climbing a playground