Rocket:
"What& #39;s this?"

Justin:
"That? That& #39;s The Ex-Wife."

"Oh. I didn& #39;t know this was THAT kinda store. Hey, man. Whatever you& #39;re into..."

"Ha-ha. THIS is missile. If you like things that go "boom", this will give the "boom" with some complimentary & #39;shakalacka& #39;".
Rocket:
"Ooo! Dunno what the hell a & #39;shakalacka& #39; is but it sounds very promising. What& #39;s it worth?"

Justin:
"My actual ex-wife? Worthless. But this? I& #39;m not sure you and Bullwinkle over there can afford THIS acorn."

Groot:
"I am Groot!"

Rocket:
"He says he& #39;s not Wullbinkle."
Justin:
"Whatever. Look. If you& #39;ve got personal vendetta against Smokey the Bear, the Ex-Wife will burn the whole forest down."

Rocket:
"I& #39;ll give you a prosthetic arm for it."

"...an arm?"

"Yeah. An arm. What kind of arms dealer doesn& #39;t deal in arms?"

"You& #39;re insane."
Rocket:
"I& #39;M insane? I& #39;m not the one shoving missiles where the sun don& #39;t shine."

Justin:
"I DO NOT...*sigh* Look. I need cash or this deal is done."

"*sigh* FINE."

*drops vibranium*

"Stole this from some cat guy. Looks valuable."

"How did you--"

"Thought so. I& #39;ll take 50."
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