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Bringing back the patron shooter thread. It was terrible and I miss it.
Concept: shooters are like saints in Catholicism, mass shooters bless their patrons, and may respond to their prayers, mediating between other less ascended humans and gnon.
Concept: shooters are like saints in Catholicism, mass shooters bless their patrons, and may respond to their prayers, mediating between other less ascended humans and gnon.
David Katz, patron shooter of esports and Godâs chosen people. Gamers ask him to grant them chutzpah before tournaments
Nasim, patron shooter of social media, vegans, and ethots. Mash that like button, subscribe and retweet
Paddock, patron shooter of the Irish and mail order waifus. May his followers have their sushi comped
Mateen, patron shooter of nightclubs, Florida, and 
LGBT
LGBT
D I M I T R I O S P A G O U R T Z I S
Patron shooter of vaporwave and souvlaki
Patron shooter of vaporwave and souvlaki
Harris and Klebold, the twins, patrons of Zoloft and first person shooter games. Their devotees wear trench coats
Seung-Hui Cho, patron shooter of people who change their major from computer science to English
Rodger, the supreme gentleman, patron shooter of hapas, incels, and anyone out there feeling lonely or loveless tonight
Lanza, patron shooter of conspiracy theorists and blackballed talk show hosts who are into traps now apparently
Farook and Malik, the lovers, patron shooters of the inland empire, digital privacy, and getting radicalized online
Dorner, the uncornerable. Patron shooter of rogues and law enforcement agents
Micah Xavier Johnson, patron shooter of the Butlerian Jihad. Get them drawers
Brenton Tarrant, the first shooter to write an AI-assisted manifesto using deep learning. Patron shooter of livestreamers and ironic wignats.
If only someone had given him a thousand dollars
If only someone had given him a thousand dollars
Alec McKinney, the patron shooter of misandry, the first shooter youâre allowed to sympathize with
Crusius, the gladiator of El Paso, whose cheap knock off manifesto signals a troubling decline in the literary chops of active shooters. Cursed physiognomy. https://twitter.com/lokijulianus/status/1157792070716796929
Robert Aaron Long, the patron shooter of refusing to ever understand âper capitaâ, and of yellow fever
Ahmed Al-Issa, the patron shooter of the battling white supremacy
