The devil made Eve realize that she was sexy, she seduced Adam, Adam couldn't resist, they had sex, that was the sin, not an apple
God told Adam, Nigga you can eat everything but not from the Tree in the centre of the Garden.
Now let's expand this.. The Bible was translated from Hebrew, yeah? Most of the words has two translation, I think the word tree in Hebrew can also be translated as body, yeah?
I said I think" so the center of the body is the waist, where our sexual organs are, the pussy is the fruit they asked Adam not to eat "Men are scum" bitch couldn't resist...
All you people that have had sex will know that sex is an eye opener, it opens your body and mind
To different things.
OK this is me thinking out loud, after taking loud, wtf am I saying...
Now they realized they were baked, cos apparently Adam just chook the thing inside, he then realized he didn't shift pant, he didn't lose bra, he just chook it like that, wow!! Now they realized they've sinned
It had to be sex, cos there was no way God will chase 2 friends and won't give them same punishment, why didn't He say, you both will toil the grounds and suffer, but No, He told Eve "madam you will suffer in child bearing" how??? Another anguu
Now remember that somewhere in the Bible I think David said " I was born into this world through sin"
How can married people who have sex sin?? Simple cos the act "sex" is the original sin....
Now cos God wanted Jesus to be without Sin, he had to drop him inside if a Virgin Mary, who have known no man, think about it cos if Jesus had come to this earth after Joseph have Nacked Mary, then he's of sin... Wow I'm smart, I just thought if that...
Of of ****
I feel the people that translated the Bible didn't want us to build our foundation on sex, you know the creation is the core teaching in the Sunday School as kids, it will be awkward if they started telling us about sex at like 2 years old
Growing up the only thing I knew about David was he killed Goliath, that Solomon was the wisest man on earth, it was when I was older that I started to know that David used to peep someone's wife when she was taking her bath, and Solomon was a womanizer
The point of this reference is that the Bible was censored... I think uve started saying rubbish..
OK ok ok someone just pointed that after God created Adam and made Eve outta Adam he told them to multiply and be fruitful
Hmm that's a fantastic point
Wait she has a point, after Eve was created Adam called her his wife, wait now I'm confused
Unless she Cheated on Adam with the devil and then called Adam to join and they had a Threesome
If not this shit doesnt add up
OK ok it's adding up, took me an hour to be focused...
What if, wait, what if God wanted and Adam and Eve to be fruitful you know, to multiply but it wasn't time yet, maybe he wanted them to get to know each other first, OK that didn't come out right
OK my eyes are now being opened, my head is going places they've never been.
What if Eve had Sex with the Devil, cos the devil was like a man, then she decided to go and give it to Adam, after the sex, eyes where opened, both were ashamed and decided to err cover up
Cain was the older brother of Abel, who committed the first Murder, what if he's the sees of the Devil
Somewhere in Genesis, the Bible said, "woman ill separate thy seed from the serpent (Devil)" seed could also mean offspring
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