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I have been tormenting Lisa with variations on this all day so now I'm going to ruin the above by tweeting them
Fellas, is it gay if you're Kubla Khan in Xanadu? I mean you're literally decreeing a stately pleasure dome. (several cry laughing emoji)
Kubla Khan: "Hey, want to come over?"
Me:"Nah, I don't think so it's late..."
Kubla Khan:"Btw I'm in Xanadu? You know, where Alph, the sacred river, ran through caverns measureless to man down to a sunless sea? Anyway, I'm about to decree a sacred pleasure dome..."
Me:
Me:"Nah, I don't think so it's late..."
Kubla Khan:"Btw I'm in Xanadu? You know, where Alph, the sacred river, ran through caverns measureless to man down to a sunless sea? Anyway, I'm about to decree a sacred pleasure dome..."
Me:
Another rich person brilliant skewered by a parody account!
RT @FrenchKublaKhan : I am in le Xanadu so naturellement, hon hon, I will zecree une stately pleasure dome...hon hon!
RT @FrenchKublaKhan : I am in le Xanadu so naturellement, hon hon, I will zecree une stately pleasure dome...hon hon!
my uber is here
If you want a picture of the Xanadu, where Alph, the sacred river, ran through caverns measureless to man down to a sunless sea, imagine Kubla Khan decreeing a stately pleasure-dome— forever.
Kubla Khan Kubla Kahn
Yes, Papa?
Decreeing a stately pleasure dome?
No Papa,
In Xanadu?
No Papa,
Specifically where Alph, the sacred river, ran through caverns measureless to man down to a sunless sea?
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Yes, Papa?
Decreeing a stately pleasure dome?
No Papa,
In Xanadu?
No Papa,
Specifically where Alph, the sacred river, ran through caverns measureless to man down to a sunless sea?
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Once Kubla Khan decrees a stately pleasure dome where Alph, the sacred river, ran through caverns measureless to man down to a sunless sea: it's over for you hoes.
Kubla Kahn *slaps roof of Xanadu where Alph, the sacred river, ran
through caverns measureless to man down to a sunless sea*: I have so many stately pleasure domes decreed within this bad boy
through caverns measureless to man down to a sunless sea*: I have so many stately pleasure domes decreed within this bad boy
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure dome decree:
Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea.
So twice five miles of fertile ground
With walls and towers were girdled round:
And there were gardens bright with sinuous ril
A stately pleasure dome decree:
Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea.
So twice five miles of fertile ground
With walls and towers were girdled round:
And there were gardens bright with sinuous ril
working on my bane impression
the residents of Alph, where the sacred river ran through caverns measureless to man down to a sunless sea: "the last thing we need around here is someone decreeing another bloody stately pleasure dome"
Kubla Khan:
Kubla Khan:
woah this thread blew up, I don't have a soundcloud or anything but y'all should cry, Beware! Beware! His flashing eyes, his floating hair!
Weave a circle round him thrice and close your eyes with holy dread.
For he on honey-dew hath fed and drunk the milk of Paradise.
Weave a circle round him thrice and close your eyes with holy dread.
For he on honey-dew hath fed and drunk the milk of Paradise.
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| a stately pleasure |
| dome decree
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┃┃╱╲ In this
┃╱╱╲╲ xanadu
╱╱╭╮╲╲ did Kubla Kahn
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| a stately pleasure |
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Doctor doctor
Gimmie the news
Kubla Kahn
did decree
in xanadu
(a stately pleasure dome where alph, the sacred river, ran through caverns measureless to man down to a sunless sea)
Gimmie the news
Kubla Kahn
did decree
in xanadu
(a stately pleasure dome where alph, the sacred river, ran through caverns measureless to man down to a sunless sea)
And I find it kinda funny
I find it kinda sad
The pleasure dome in Xanadu
decreed by Kubla Kahn
I find it kinda sad
The pleasure dome in Xanadu
decreed by Kubla Kahn
And someone a stately pleasure dome decreed tonight...in xanadu
Through caverns measureless to man.. sacred river
With walls and towers girdled round
gardens bright, sinuous rills
Sweet freedom whispered in my ear
You're a Kubla Khan
And Kubla Khans decree
Stately pleasure domes
Through caverns measureless to man.. sacred river
With walls and towers girdled round
gardens bright, sinuous rills
Sweet freedom whispered in my ear
You're a Kubla Khan
And Kubla Khans decree
Stately pleasure domes
*Kubla Khan arrives in Xanadu where Alph the sacred river ran through caverns measureless to man down to a sunless sea*
His Brain:
Don't Decree
Don't Decree
Don't Decree
Don't Decree
Kubla Kahn:
"Any of you mother fuckers like stately pleasure domes?! You do!? Well..."
His Brain:
Don't Decree
Don't Decree
Don't Decree
Don't Decree
Kubla Kahn:
"Any of you mother fuckers like stately pleasure domes?! You do!? Well..."
Kubla Kahn arrives late to a stand up show: "Only seats in front? Oh well, hope this guy doesn't do crowd work"
First comedian, 30 seconds into set: "Look at my man in the tight-ass shirt. I bet any time you even get near Xanadu you decree a stately pleasure dome, am I right?"
First comedian, 30 seconds into set: "Look at my man in the tight-ass shirt. I bet any time you even get near Xanadu you decree a stately pleasure dome, am I right?"
his hands look like this so Xanadu can look like this
haha someone has actually annotated Mambo Number 5 on Genius!
Coen Brothers Rankings:
5: Did Kubla Kahn A Stately
4: In Xanadu
3: Pleasure Dome Decree
2: Twice Five Miles
1: Miller's Crossing
5: Did Kubla Kahn A Stately
4: In Xanadu
3: Pleasure Dome Decree
2: Twice Five Miles
1: Miller's Crossing
but Doctor, I Am Kubla Kahn
Kubla Kahn: *walks where alph the scared rivers ran through caverns measureless to man down to a sunless sea* hey can i decree a fuckin stately uuhhhhhhhhh
Residents of Xanadu: We Know What You Want.
me: Say It. Out Loud.
Kubla Kahn: Plosure Dome
Residents of Xanadu: We Know What You Want.
me: Say It. Out Loud.
Kubla Kahn: Plosure Dome
Xanadu, Kubla Khan, caverns measureless to man
gardens bright, fertile ground, walls and towers girdled round
incense-bearing, sinuous rills, forests ancient as the hills
sacred river, sunless sea, sunny spots of greenery
WE DIDN'T DECREE THE PLEASURE DOME
IT WAS ALWAYS STATELY
gardens bright, fertile ground, walls and towers girdled round
incense-bearing, sinuous rills, forests ancient as the hills
sacred river, sunless sea, sunny spots of greenery
WE DIDN'T DECREE THE PLEASURE DOME
IT WAS ALWAYS STATELY
Kubla Kahn really decrees stately pleasuredomes like this and see no issue
If you go to Xanadu (where Alph, the sacred river, ran through caverns measureless to man down to a sunless sea) with Kubla Kahn, and he doesn't a stately pleasure dome decree, don't fuck him!
REMINDER: It only takes one second to say:
- I love you.
- I apologize.
- Can we talk?
- You were right.
- In Xanadu did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure-dome decree.
Stop letting your pride & ego hold you hostage from forests ancient as the hills enfolding sunny spots of greenery
- I love you.
- I apologize.
- Can we talk?
- You were right.
- In Xanadu did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure-dome decree.
Stop letting your pride & ego hold you hostage from forests ancient as the hills enfolding sunny spots of greenery
Kubla Kahn in Xanadu
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Decreeing A Stately Pleasure Dome
stately pleasure-dome decree https://twitter.com/Daily_Star/status/1078619998866890752
idea: In Xanadu Kubla Khan a stately pleasure-dome decrees: where Alph, the sacred river, ran through caverns measureless to man down to a sunless sea, but it's just for the fellas
Kubla Kahn Frankie Goes To Hollywood
Erecting Pleasuredomes
Erecting Pleasuredomes
I SAID STAN TWITTER DO YOU KNOW THIS SONG
I :
'm gay
'm straight
'm bi
n Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree:
Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea.
'm gay 'm straight 'm bi n Xanadu did Kubla Khan A stately pleasure-dome decree:
Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea.
Self care tip:Decree a stately pleasure dome where Alph, the sacred river, ran through caverns measureless to man down to a sunless sea
Reporter: Great Khan of the Mongol Empire, what's your favorite thing to decree in Xanadu where alph the sacred river ran through caverns measureless to man?
Kubla Khan: What kind of question is --
[ Samuel Coleridge grabs podium]
SAMUEL COLERIDGE: STATELY PLEASURE DOME
Kubla Khan: What kind of question is --
[ Samuel Coleridge grabs podium]
SAMUEL COLERIDGE: STATELY PLEASURE DOME
Samuel Coleridge: "In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree:
Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea."
Joe Rogan:"right...that's warrior shit...you seem like a scimitar guy, have you ever held a scimitar?"
A stately pleasure-dome decree:
Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea."
Joe Rogan:"right...that's warrior shit...you seem like a scimitar guy, have you ever held a scimitar?"
XANADU. MY XANADU. Do you who a stately Pleasure Dome decreed? Where Alph, the sacred river, ran? Do you know whose fucking fault it is there's gardens bright with "sinuous rills" where blossom many an incense-bearing tree? It's because of one man.
ONE MAN.
KUBLA. FUCKING. KAHN
ONE MAN.
KUBLA. FUCKING. KAHN
I dunno who needs to hear this but all should cry, Beware! Beware!
His flashing eyes, his floating hair!
Weave a circle round him thrice,
And close your eyes with holy dread,
For he on honey-dew hath fed,
And drunk the milk of Paradise.
His flashing eyes, his floating hair!
Weave a circle round him thrice,
And close your eyes with holy dread,
For he on honey-dew hath fed,
And drunk the milk of Paradise.
Social experiment: If you come across this tweet, reply with the first stately pleasure-dome you can think of, decreed or otherwise.
Don’t read the replies before you reply.
Don’t read the replies before you reply.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge when dreaming the words of Kubla Khan; or, A Vision in a Dream: A Fragment: I sleep
Samuel Taylor Coleridge upon being interrupted by a person from Porlock: real shit
Samuel Taylor Coleridge upon being interrupted by a person from Porlock: real shit
where y'all sitting
oof. Yikes
thanks for letting me know. Softblocking right now. Sorry saw a joke he made a while ago, had no idea his flashing eyes, his floating hair weave a circle round him thrice and close your eyes with holy dread for he on honey-dew hath fed and drunk the milk of Paradise.
thanks for letting me know. Softblocking right now. Sorry saw a joke he made a while ago, had no idea his flashing eyes, his floating hair weave a circle round him thrice and close your eyes with holy dread for he on honey-dew hath fed and drunk the milk of Paradise.
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree:
Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea. https://twitter.com/MetalGearEbooks/status/1165855257957715968
A stately pleasure-dome decree:
Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea. https://twitter.com/MetalGearEbooks/status/1165855257957715968
Samuel Taylor Coleridge's recollection of the remaining lines of Xanadu, which had been delivered to him in a dream, upon the arrival of a possibly apocryphal person from Porlock:
if your boyfriend establishes the Yuan dynasty.. ur single to me 
tf is kubla kahn gonna do?? Decree a stately pleasure-dome where Alph, the sacred river, ran through caverns measureless to man down to a sunless sea ???
tf is kubla kahn gonna do?? Decree a stately pleasure-dome where Alph, the sacred river, ran through caverns measureless to man down to a sunless sea ???
Kubla Kahn noticing that no one has decreed a stately pleasure dome where Alph the sacred river ran through caverns measureless to man down to a sunless sea.
me: if i were rich I'd quit my job and buy a house with a huge yard for my dog
actual rich people: i want to decree a stately pleasure dome where Alph the sacred river runs through caverns measureless to man down to a sunless sea.
actual rich people: i want to decree a stately pleasure dome where Alph the sacred river runs through caverns measureless to man down to a sunless sea.
STOP talking shit about Xanadu
The Pleasure-dome is STATELY
The Caverns are MEASURELESS TO MAN
The Rills are SINUOUS
The trees are INCENSE-BEARING
The sea
The Alph is SACRED
The Pleasure-dome is STATELY
The Caverns are MEASURELESS TO MAN
The Rills are SINUOUS
The trees are INCENSE-BEARING
The sea
The Alph is SACRED
Kubla Kahn upon first sighting a pleasure-dome-less Xanadu https://twitter.com/BootleggerOOC/status/1169950660353253379
when a person from porlock interrupts your transcription of an opium dream https://twitter.com/BootleggerOOC/status/1160118660649889798
Kubla Kahn...Kubla Kahn...you can have your "stately pleasure dome"...if you decree it...IN XANADU
What?..Stately Pleasure Dome? Stately ... Pleasure Dome? He decreed a stately...dome of pleasure? Am I hearing you right? Stately Pleasure Dome? Oh no, I'll stick with regular old alph, the sacred river, that runs through caverns measureless to man down t' sunless sea, me
"I refuse to see what's so pleasurable about some dome"
"so what? eschew the dome"
"George The Xanadu Dome Eschewer, that's all I am to you? You don't get it: he decreed it, Jerry!"
"Decreed?"
"Like a kahn he decreed!"
Kramer enters:
"You guys see the pleasure dome?... stately!"
"so what? eschew the dome"
"George The Xanadu Dome Eschewer, that's all I am to you? You don't get it: he decreed it, Jerry!"
"Decreed?"
"Like a kahn he decreed!"
Kramer enters:
"You guys see the pleasure dome?... stately!"
"Dad, why is my sister named Partner Merchants of The Mongols Should Be Subject To Taxes?"
"Because she's named after something I decreed"
"Thanks, dad."
"No problem, Stately Pleasure-Dome Where Alph, The Sacred River, Ran Through Caverns Measureless To Man Down to A Sunless Sea"
"Because she's named after something I decreed"
"Thanks, dad."
"No problem, Stately Pleasure-Dome Where Alph, The Sacred River, Ran Through Caverns Measureless To Man Down to A Sunless Sea"
People of Xanadu: "please decree your pleasure-dome elsewhere"
Kubla Kahn:
Kubla Kahn:
A B A A B C C D B D B
E F E E F G G H H I I J J K A A K L L
M N M N O O
P Q R R Q B S B S T O T T T O U U O
E F E E F G G H H I I J J K A A K L L
M N M N O O
P Q R R Q B S B S T O T T T O U U O
Knock Knock?
Who's There?
In Xanad'
In Xanad' who?
IN XANADU DID KUBLA KHAN
A STATELY PLEASURE-DOME DECREE:
WHERE ALPH, THE SACRED RIVER, RAN
THROUGH CAVERNS MEASURELESS TO MAN
DOWN TO A SUNLESS SEA.
SO TWICE FIVE MILES OF FERTILE GROUND
WITH WALLS AND TOWERS WERE GIRDLED ROU
Who's There?
In Xanad'
In Xanad' who?
IN XANADU DID KUBLA KHAN
A STATELY PLEASURE-DOME DECREE:
WHERE ALPH, THE SACRED RIVER, RAN
THROUGH CAVERNS MEASURELESS TO MAN
DOWN TO A SUNLESS SEA.
SO TWICE FIVE MILES OF FERTILE GROUND
WITH WALLS AND TOWERS WERE GIRDLED ROU
Kubla Kahn: *Girdles twice five miles of fertile ground
with walls and towers*
Me: hope she sees this bro
with walls and towers*
Me: hope she sees this bro
Ooof learning today about full extent of Kahn's pleasuredome.. we weren’t taught much about it at school, we just heard it was girdled with walls and towers (we were dealing with our own sunny spots of greenery back then). What a stately pleasuredome. I now understand the decree
In Mexico did Coleen's plan
A Sun-ly storydome Rooney:
Where account, the sacred river, ran
Through stories measureless to gram
Back to Rebekah Vardy
A Sun-ly storydome Rooney:
Where account, the sacred river, ran
Through stories measureless to gram
Back to Rebekah Vardy
The person from Porlock when I tell them that I'm glad they visited but I have to go finish transcribing the rest of the poem which came to me in an opium-fueled dream
people: you over that Xanadu thing yet?
me: oh yes, I've long moved on by now
my earphones:
Kubla Khan by Samuel Taylor COLERIDGE read by Various | Full Audio Book
21:34 ━━━❍──────55:36
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volume: ▁▂▃▄▅▆▇ 100%
me: oh yes, I've long moved on by now
my earphones:
Kubla Khan by Samuel Taylor COLERIDGE read by Various | Full Audio Book
21:34 ━━━❍──────55:36
↻ ⊲ Ⅱ ⊳ ↺
volume: ▁▂▃▄▅▆▇ 100%
Samuel Taylor Coleridge: In Xanadu did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure-dome decree
Woman Wailing For Her Demon-Lover: kubla
Kublai Khan: Did this mf just say kubla?
Damsel With A Dulcimer: kubla
*Person From Porlock has changed group name to kubla*
Woman Wailing For Her Demon-Lover: kubla
Kublai Khan: Did this mf just say kubla?
Damsel With A Dulcimer: kubla
*Person From Porlock has changed group name to kubla*
I've a stately pleasure-dome decreed where Alph, the sacred river, ran through caverns measureless to man down to a sunless sea however this question is psyop shit for entrepreneurcore cultists and the gardens bright with sinuous rills are for the people
https://twitter.com/stfutony/status/1193954501620690944
https://twitter.com/stfutony/status/1193954501620690944
- Not something I've given a lot of thought but probably when in Xanadu did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure-dome decree where Alph, the sacred river, ran through caverns measureless to man down to a sunless sea? Again, not really my area of expertise.
Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?
Tolui Kahn: *nudging me* that should've been you
Kublai Kahn: Not now Dad
Tolui Kahn: They're not calling for a great Kahn are they?
Kublai Kahn: Dad, you were only a regent
Dad: Go see if a stately pleasure-dome would help
Tolui Kahn: *nudging me* that should've been you
Kublai Kahn: Not now Dad
Tolui Kahn: They're not calling for a great Kahn are they?
Kublai Kahn: Dad, you were only a regent
Dad: Go see if a stately pleasure-dome would help
You're in her dms, I'm unable to finish a poem about the decree of a stately pleasure-dome in Xanadu which I dreamt under the influence of opium due to the arrival of the person from Porlock.
We are not the same.
We are not the same.
Kubla Kahn can stately a pleasure dome decree
Pleasure-dome: stately, decreed in Xandu by Kubla Kahn
Alph: sacred
Caverns: measureless to man
Sea: sunless
Gardens: bright with sinuous rills
Forests: ancient as the hills, enfolding sunny spots of greenery https://twitter.com/TomNovelly/status/1215059003446845440
Alph: sacred
Caverns: measureless to man
Sea: sunless
Gardens: bright with sinuous rills
Forests: ancient as the hills, enfolding sunny spots of greenery https://twitter.com/TomNovelly/status/1215059003446845440
put it in the pantheon https://twitter.com/johnorthside/status/1221817688999153665
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