I’m going to spend the rest of my weekend watching Vanderpump Rules, which I’ve never seen before.

Oh, I see, this show is a nightmare.

The more I read this note, the less sense it makes.

Where did casting find this girl? She's... incredible.

Story of my life, Stassi.

Sometimes I think I'm good at reading people. But I... am genuinely shocked that Jax lied. Like. I gasped?

The most satisfying thing about this show so far is how universally loathed Scheana is.

Me catching up on your late-night tweets.

Absolutely same.

Scheana is the person everyone thought Anne Hathaway was.

I was resentful about a crossover episode during one of the worst seasons of RHOBH, but then this happened.

Bedridden today.

This show is so bleak. It is a pit of despair.

I know we've talked about this cursed intersection before, but they use it as an establishing shot in every episode and it's incredibly triggering for those of us who have tried to navigate it while screaming.

This is how I'll be ordering from now on.

The quickest summary of this show possible.

We stan an ugly crier.

Why did anyone come to her wedding.

Oh, word, Lisa?

Does this gremlin know that he's on a TV show that Kristen watches?

I mean, fair.

Ariana is far and away the best person on this show.

Why do they bother pretending they don't love kissing each other?

Honestly can't believe it took this long for me to know people on this show.

@elizaskinner I can't believe you got to perform for these monsters.