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Aquarius men favorite activities:
-crying when they’re caught cheating
-telling a one night stand “I love you” during sex
-disliking music because everybody likes it
-violently hating people who did literally nothing
-fantasizing about being admired years after they’ve died
-crying when they’re caught cheating
-telling a one night stand “I love you” during sex
-disliking music because everybody likes it
-violently hating people who did literally nothing
-fantasizing about being admired years after they’ve died
Pisces men favorite activities:
-Wanting commitment from a woman he met last week at Target.
-Pledging “positive vibes only” after causing a major crisis.
-Sex with coworkers.
-Telling you they feel under-appreciated...... at 2:57 a.m.
-“Devil’s advocate”
-Wanting commitment from a woman he met last week at Target.
-Pledging “positive vibes only” after causing a major crisis.
-Sex with coworkers.
-Telling you they feel under-appreciated...... at 2:57 a.m.
-“Devil’s advocate”
Aries men favorite activities:
-Calling ppl stupid when they don’t like movies they suggest.
-Munchausen Syndrome
-Being jealous of pets, children and inanimate objects.
-Nutting in women and being confused at pregnancy.
-DUIs
-Calling ppl stupid when they don’t like movies they suggest.
-Munchausen Syndrome
-Being jealous of pets, children and inanimate objects.
-Nutting in women and being confused at pregnancy.
-DUIs
Taurus men favorite activities:
-Returning from Italy, then arguing with waitstaff at Olive Garden about pasta not being “al dente.”
-Fist-fighting ppl who litter.
-“I’m going back to school.”
-Texting “wyd lol” to sex workers.
-Road rage.
-Returning from Italy, then arguing with waitstaff at Olive Garden about pasta not being “al dente.”
-Fist-fighting ppl who litter.
-“I’m going back to school.”
-Texting “wyd lol” to sex workers.
-Road rage.
Gemini men favorite activities:
-Unsolicited dick pics.
-Bullying strangers about entrepreneurship.
-Calling your mom to beg you back after cheating.
-No sugar, salt, starch, HFCS or cholesterol. Lots of Hennessy.
-“Nevermind if I gotta wear a condom.”
-Unsolicited dick pics.
-Bullying strangers about entrepreneurship.
-Calling your mom to beg you back after cheating.
-No sugar, salt, starch, HFCS or cholesterol. Lots of Hennessy.
-“Nevermind if I gotta wear a condom.”
Cancer men favorite activities:
-Getting intimidated and cheating with a person whose life is in shambles to feel important again.
-Pee fetish.
-Gets into screaming matches at City Council meetings.
-“People are sheep”
-Very serious about neo-soul music.
-Getting intimidated and cheating with a person whose life is in shambles to feel important again.
-Pee fetish.
-Gets into screaming matches at City Council meetings.
-“People are sheep”
-Very serious about neo-soul music.
Leo men favorite activities:
-Washing his car.
-Killed somebody in the 90s over a dice game.
-Wanting his ass ate.
-Washing his car again.
-Obsessed with ancient Egypt and believes his blood is royal.
-Washing his car.
-Killed somebody in the 90s over a dice game.
-Wanting his ass ate.
-Washing his car again.
-Obsessed with ancient Egypt and believes his blood is royal.
Virgo men favorite activities:
-Morphing into whoever they’re in love with at the time.
-Fake male feminist
-Got fired again.
-Makes dramatic, overarching character judgments about ppl who don’t share their taste in music.
-Social media stalking.
-Morphing into whoever they’re in love with at the time.
-Fake male feminist
-Got fired again.
-Makes dramatic, overarching character judgments about ppl who don’t share their taste in music.
-Social media stalking.
Libra men favorite activities:
-Filling his home with plants to attract women on Instagram.
-“The Illuminati is real though.”
-Becoming an activist to get famous and publish a poetry book.
-Babymamas.
-Strangely aggressive PDA.
-Filling his home with plants to attract women on Instagram.
-“The Illuminati is real though.”
-Becoming an activist to get famous and publish a poetry book.
-Babymamas.
-Strangely aggressive PDA.
Scorpio men favorite activities:
-Honor his expired coupon or ELSE.
-Random guinea pig or rabbit in the living room.
-Turned on when main chick & side chick fight.
-Introducing women they have no longterm plans for, to their parents.
-Asking coworkers “you smoke?” (????)
-Honor his expired coupon or ELSE.
-Random guinea pig or rabbit in the living room.
-Turned on when main chick & side chick fight.
-Introducing women they have no longterm plans for, to their parents.
-Asking coworkers “you smoke?” (????)
Sagittarius men favorite activities:
-Volunteering extravagant lies.
-Stealing dogs and claiming to have “rescued” them.
-Verbally attacking bill collectors instead of ignoring the call.
-Saying “let’s make a baby” during sex, then ghosting.
-“You won’t believe me anyway.”
-Volunteering extravagant lies.
-Stealing dogs and claiming to have “rescued” them.
-Verbally attacking bill collectors instead of ignoring the call.
-Saying “let’s make a baby” during sex, then ghosting.
-“You won’t believe me anyway.”
Capricorn men favorite activities:
-Developing trust issues because HE cheated and was not taken back.
-Another webinar???????
-Martyrdom.
-Ending relationships because you forgot their favorite color.
-“Don’t fix what’s not broke.” (It’s broke as fuck.)
-Developing trust issues because HE cheated and was not taken back.
-Another webinar???????
-Martyrdom.
-Ending relationships because you forgot their favorite color.
-“Don’t fix what’s not broke.” (It’s broke as fuck.)
