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Fuck, I can't stop laughing! Hahaha!
TOO BAD YOU...ARE WATCHING THIS MOVIE!
The green-screen, good Lord! You can see the white outline!
Stamp of quality! =)
Why in six days will the Earth be absorbed? Shitloads of films are like this. Because in between those times, nothing will happen and then we get to the time-ticking moment. Jeez.
Could've used that magic earlier, Rayden. Bring back Christopher Lambert!
Clearly Lambert learnt his lesson from HIGHLANDER 2, not to do this film.
Clearly Lambert learnt his lesson from HIGHLANDER 2, not to do this film.
Haha, the techno music. The same one that Jason Biggs danced to in AMERICAN PIE. =)
I could not be more happier to know that Paul WS Anderson rejected this film to do EVENT HORIZON.
Close fucking call.
Close fucking call.
This is Shao Kahn?! Give me a break! At least Tagawa as Shang Tsung was entertaining in a pantomime-like way, this guy's a block of wood!
Reminds me of Dominic Purcell in BLADE: TRINITY.
Reminds me of Dominic Purcell in BLADE: TRINITY.
Oh lordy lord, the wirework. Haha.
SMOKE!
Clearly, someone has while making this damn thing.
Clearly, someone has while making this damn thing.
This is SUB-ZERO. Nah, bruv, this is plain zero.
SHINKUU HADOUKEN!
SCORPION VS PLAIN ZERO!
Fucking techno music! I'm not watching CHARLIE'S ANGELS!
Fucking hell with the wirework!
And by the way, if you can flip all the way to the other side, why the hell did you need to make a bridge?!!?
And by the way, if you can flip all the way to the other side, why the hell did you need to make a bridge?!!?
The Devil's Anus.
CYRAX aka TRUCK HEAD!
"Death is the only way out."
I'm starting to think the same thing.
I'm starting to think the same thing.
Getting your ass kicked, Jax!
Cyrax has acid nets!?!? That is awesome!!!
I swear the stunts in this film are edited in such a way that it never feels like the actors did their own stunts at all.
Predator bomb?
Now that is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen!
Fucking hell, my chest hurts!
Is the film so damn cheap that the filmmakers had to film a sneak attack like this?!!!!??!
Oh fuck, it's T. HAWK!
I mean, Nightwolf!
I mean, Nightwolf!
"I don't have time for these stupid games!"
I'm pretty sure the filmmakers felt the same way while making these films.
I'm pretty sure the filmmakers felt the same way while making these films.
Feel your ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY!
I'm serious, that's how the scene went. The fucking echo! Haha.
What better way to introduce a female character than showing her legs first? Then her body?
And eventually her face?
*facepalms*
And eventually her face?
*facepalms*
You rejected her advances? She becomes evil.
That's just how it is.
That's just how it is.
She's not evil? Pfft.
With eyebrows like that, I don't believe that for a second.
With eyebrows like that, I don't believe that for a second.
Way to spit on that cueball, Kitana!!!
Okay, I've definitely seen this porno before.
Realistic rock ever!
Way to beat the fuck out of that monster!
Oh shit! All those ninjas are coming out of The Devil's Anus!
Shao Kahn has a big-ass army, y'all!
Calm down there, Sparkles.
MANIACAL LAUGH!
Incredibly immersive.
Are you really gonna believe Jade?
They're dressed in green!
HINT, HINT, motherfucker!
HINT, HINT, motherfucker!
You're not even close to hitting each other!
Fuck, it's the same damn moves in BLADE!
Fuck, it's the same damn moves in BLADE!
Now that's a big ass army!
Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Oh my God! It's Berocca!
Fuck, the fight choreography is pathetic.
So I've read that Sheeva dies swiftly because the filmmakers couldn't afford the animatronics for her arms any more.
Wow.
Wow.
I FUCKING KNEW IT! THOSE FUCKING EYEBROWS GAVE IT AWAY!
"Shao Kahn is my brother."
I don't fucking care.
I don't fucking care.
Shao Kahn is a terrible boss. He just keeps killing his staff. Like dude...just stop.
Robin Shou tries really hard to keep a straight face but as for Talisa Soto, I don't think she can move her face.
THE LEAGUE OF SHADOWS!
Rayden's dead! The film's over--Aww, fuck, it's still going!!?!?
Mother-daughter fight! WOO!
No, really.
No, really.
DONKEY KICK, MOTHERFUCKER!
THE WRATH OF KAHN!
SHORYUKEN!
PINCHY PINCHY!
Oh
GODZILLA: KING OF THE MONSTERS.
You have a lot to live up to.
You have a lot to live up to.
OH FUCK! THE THEME SONG JUST PUMPED UP!
SUCK LEG!
Did he just get entrapped into the Phantom Zone?! =S
Stock footage, baby! =)
Hey look! It's PISS and VINEGAR!
They may have walked away happily, but audiences sure didn't.
Whoa, wait a minute.
What happened to the fucking huge army?!
What happened to the fucking huge army?!
