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Fuck, I can& #39;t stop laughing! Hahaha!
Why in six days will the Earth be absorbed? Shitloads of films are like this. Because in between those times, nothing will happen and then we get to the time-ticking moment. Jeez.
Could& #39;ve used that magic earlier, Rayden. Bring back Christopher Lambert!
Clearly Lambert learnt his lesson from HIGHLANDER 2, not to do this film.
Clearly Lambert learnt his lesson from HIGHLANDER 2, not to do this film.
Haha, the techno music. The same one that Jason Biggs danced to in AMERICAN PIE. =)
I could not be more happier to know that Paul WS Anderson rejected this film to do EVENT HORIZON.
Close fucking call.
Close fucking call.
This is Shao Kahn?! Give me a break! At least Tagawa as Shang Tsung was entertaining in a pantomime-like way, this guy& #39;s a block of wood!
Reminds me of Dominic Purcell in BLADE: TRINITY.
Reminds me of Dominic Purcell in BLADE: TRINITY.
Fucking hell with the wirework!
And by the way, if you can flip all the way to the other side, why the hell did you need to make a bridge?!!?
And by the way, if you can flip all the way to the other side, why the hell did you need to make a bridge?!!?
The Devil& #39;s Anus.
I swear the stunts in this film are edited in such a way that it never feels like the actors did their own stunts at all.
Now that is the most beautiful thing I& #39;ve ever seen!
"I don& #39;t have time for these stupid games!"
I& #39;m pretty sure the filmmakers felt the same way while making these films.
I& #39;m pretty sure the filmmakers felt the same way while making these films.
Feel your ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY! ANIMALITY!
What better way to introduce a female character than showing her legs first? Then her body?
And eventually her face?
*facepalms*
And eventually her face?
*facepalms*
Okay, I& #39;ve definitely seen this porno before.
Oh shit! All those ninjas are coming out of The Devil& #39;s Anus!
Shao Kahn has a big-ass army, y& #39;all!
Are you really gonna believe Jade?
Oh my God! It& #39;s Berocca!
Fuck, the fight choreography is pathetic.
So I& #39;ve read that Sheeva dies swiftly because the filmmakers couldn& #39;t afford the animatronics for her arms any more.
Wow.
Wow.
Robin Shou tries really hard to keep a straight face but as for Talisa Soto, I don& #39;t think she can move her face.
OH FUCK! THE THEME SONG JUST PUMPED UP!
Hey look! It& #39;s PISS and VINEGAR!
They may have walked away happily, but audiences sure didn& #39;t.
Whoa, wait a minute.
What happened to the fucking huge army?!
What happened to the fucking huge army?!