I'm jumping interests like no tomorrow but!
Ari watches Critical Role Season 2: A Thread

"I am a little goblin girl... uh... I am... a goblin"

their introductions are so cute fvgfeb

I LOVE JESTER NBFVGUE

"Little girl."
"No no no I'm just a little girl"
"Give me your weapon"
"No this is just. a toy. for small children."

"He pulls out a falchion. It's a long curved sword"
"A falchion!? what the fuck is that!"
"A.... long curved sword..... A falchion..."

Nott (and Sam in general) have the best lines but... as of right now Jester and Caleb are my faves
But I’m not even halfway into episode 2 so things can and probably will change

I love Caleb and Nott... best duo

“Do I look like I work for the circus? I’m a dirty hobo and I reek like yesterday’s garbage.”

I like how Caleb is always telling Nott to not bring attention to herself and to hide her identity yet he’s always blurting our to random people that Nott’s a goblin

GOD they’ve been rolling so horribly the past 2 episodes it’s painful to witness

The family the circus formed has gotten me so emo in the club

“Oh are you scared of me?”
“Yes you’re very big”
“But I thought you were Nott, the Brave”
“Oh. There’s no comma. I’m just Nott the Brave”

Jester when it’s been 5 minutes since she last told Caleb that he smells

IS CALEB GOING TO FINALLY BATHE??

I LOVE CALEB AND NOTT!!!!!

CALEB TOOK A BATH BUT HE DIDNT EVEN FUCKING WASH HIMSELF HES FOREVER SMELLY

i love critical role. and i dont mind the 3-4 hours episodes. but sitting through an hour and a half of combat is really testing my patience bvfeuygfbehef

its really hard listening to critical role while knowing the Most Recent Really Big Spoiler because... whenever oomf does anything im just :'^)

i love how the entire party's priority is just "we need to stand in front of Caleb at all times because good god he's squishy as hell"

i will DIE for Caleb

Molly knows the best way to get someone out of a bad headspace. Just slap them on the face and then follow it up with a kiss on the forehead

uGH MOLLY'S SUCH A GOOD PERSON!! His relationship with everyone in the circus and then how immediately after the battle with the manticore was over he put out the flames and made sure Caleb was ok.
Fuck! Me! Up! I! Love! Molly!

AW I really liked the guest player for episode 7... Shakaste was such a cool character

im a dumbass for reading the comments but WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE FEEL THE NEED TO GO BACK TO COMMENT ON OLD EPISODES AND SAY HOW SHIT LINKS TO FUTURE SPOILERS FBVTUYBFHEN

I JUST REALIZED I ACCIDENTALLY MOVED THE THREAD SO HERE'S ME FIXING THIS https://twitter.com/Spectralbee/status/1020992733756862464

"Can I have everybody but Caleb leave the table"
Y E S...... Y E S.... GIVE ME THAT GOOD GOOD BACKSTORY-RELATED SHIT

OH

MOLLY LORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Is there anyone in the group you find attractive???”
“Yes”
BITCH WHO

Also I’m being spoon fed so much Molly lore right now... thank you Crit Role for this full course meal

LIAM READING ALL THE TEXTS THAT LAURA SENDS FOR JESTER IS SO GOOD

“Did you just tell a joke?”
“... No.”
“It’s a shame. It’s a really good one”
Hi I get overly excited when I reach a scene I saw a lot of fanart for hhHH

Yasha and Nott eating rats together. Friendship goals

OWO? CALEB BACKSTORY?

IBT
BTIC BITCH. BRUI
BITCH!

CR SPOILERS EPISODE 18//

"i am going to tell you the story of how I murdered my mother and father" ooOOOH MMMY FUCKINNG GODD

i got the desired caleb lore but at what cost,,,, at what cost,,,

NOBODY TALK TO ME!!!!!!!!! I LOVE NOTT!!!!!!!!!!

LIAM TAKING A DRINK OUT OF SAM'S FLASK WHEN NOTT WAS TALKING TO CALEB ABOUT EATING A BABY FVEWGWFBFF

"what's it called when you uh. get ambushed?"

"... ambushed?"

mercer: theres a bunch of black feathers in the alligators stomach

me: h

little baby kenku: i just wanna get back to my family

me: H

i get really :/ when they mention a guest player on critrole but... Shakaste was really cool so... yea

SAM'S SONG THAT HE MADE FOR THE SPONSORSHIP BECOMING THE OFFICIAL THEME IS SO GOOD

OH I LOVE HER

Cali: h-

Nott: CALEB CAN DO THAT TOO!!!!!!

FINALLY FINISHED EPISODE 21!! i took a break from watching cr lol
OK BUT people REALLY need to understand that character =/= player,,,, MARISHA ISN'T BEAU!! LIAM ISN'T CALEB!!!!! so many people got heated over the bowl incident lol

yasha canonically shaves her arm so tht now means she has hairy arms. i love her so much

no offense but uh..................... Molly/Fjord

I’m uncomfortably close to the episode where uhh..... yeah.....

THIS FUCKING TROLL!!!!! WHY DID THEY PURSUE THE TROLL!!??!

CALEB STOPP FUCKKING TRIGGERING YOURSELF BY AIMING FOR PEOPLE'S HEADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they didnT EVEN GET THE 100 GOLD

Matt: *uses the phrase "hair of the dog"*

Me: Wow he really do voice mccree

Oh it’s already almost 5am I should sleep.
Anyways I’m going to reach That Part tomorrow so I may or may not be a wreck

I love Kiri with my whole heart and I love that she’s a little shit to Caleb

you got your perfect wizard, his tomes and his supplies. But he burned his entire family to death and now he’s traumatized

I’m really scared I think this is The Episode

“He’s like a coyote. You know what that is?”
“Yeah I do. They’re like-“
“They like to fuck a lot is what I’m getting at”
“I thought those were rabbits. We need to work on our analogies here”

This entire episode has been a trainwreck and I have to keep pausing due to second hand embarrassment

JESTER FUCKS

Jester waltzing with a drunken Caleb is good. I love my 2 faves

MOLLY AND NOTT WALTZING TOO IS ASO VERY GOOD

OH. OH MMY GPD... CALEB LORE...

ASTRID

Probably not what was meant at all but uhhhh Molly told Beau that he doesn’t play on whatever team Beau plays on when Beau is a big lesbian! I love Molly the gay icon.

“Molly could use his masculine wiles to do it”
“Do I have masculine wiles??”
“You have pan... pan wiles?”
“I’m into it. I’ll take it.”

MOLLY CONFIRMED PAN I AM IN LITERAL TEARS. Sexuality: pan. Gender: fabulous.

im already grieving,, i think the Major Thing happens in the next episode,,,

Ah. Travis and Laura aren't in this episode. Meaning Jester's not there. So they don't have their cleric. ah.

I feel so validated seeing them smash multiple words into one word for Message. I used to try and do that shit all the time

Matt's Fjord impression sounds too much like McCree im cryinngbvwebfvut

this robot battle is stressing me out bc im pretty damn sure it doesnt end well!
im sleepy tho so ill cry abt it when i wake up!

LOL... ok... back to this Awful Battle

THIS ROBOTS SO SCARY IT JUST IMPALED CALEB

OH THEY BEAT THE ROBOT

"The only thing magical here is you, friend."
OH WORM??

KIRI,,,,,, N OO OO ,, , , I MEAN THIS IS GOOD, , ,, BUT I LVOE HEHR,, ,

oH FYUCK OFF HE'S PLAYING MUSIC BOX MUSIC ,,IMM LEGITMATELY CRYING RIGHT NOW??

im ashley and marisha crying

AWFUL CLIFFHANGER ON THIS EPISODE!!! and then The Thing 100% happens NEXT episode because the three most useful characters in the group are 100% NOT THERE.

this.... episode.... is 5 hours... im not gonna start it tonight.

Hm. Im in Love

Love how Molly was described as "difficult to make out gender" in the perception check

Calebs got issuuueees

M OLLY GOES UNCONCIOUS FROM HIS OWN FUCKCING BLOOD MALEDICT????? REALLY?? FUCKCKING REALLY???

i knew it was going to happen before i even started watching the show but i just felt my fucking chest drop and im crying like a baby right now

he wasnt able to do a death saving throw,,

NOOOOOO NOOOOOOO N OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MOLLYMMAUK

BBFFFJJHJ HHHHHHHH

NNO DEAHTH SAVVING HTRHOEWS THE GEUY SJUT FUCKCING KILLED H IM

JESTTER, FJORD, AND YASHA AREN'T EVENN THERE!!! THEYRE NOT EVEN THERE THEY DON'T KNOW WHHAT HAPPENS OH GOD , ,, HALF THE CAST ISNNT EVEN AT THE FUCKINGN TABLE