chizuru: i dress as a boy to avoid weirdos bugging me
sakamoto: cool! does it work?
chizuru: ur still talking to me, what do you think?

chizuru: i like you, you’re funny and kind under all that evil
okita: wait you like me? like? for my personality?
chizuru: yeah i was surprised too

chizuru: hello my name is
shinpachi, roaring: that’s MY WIFE!!!!

chizuru: ok so i’m going to call this lesson-
souma: what are we learning today senpai?!?
chizuru: LESSON ONE! STREET SMARTS

hijikata: so that demonic ronin you met-
chizuru: the one that fell in love with me and threatened to behead everyone in the shinsengumi if i came to harm?
hijikata: yeah can you text him back?
chizuru, listening to sakamoto blast check yes juliet from somewhere outside: aw boo

me: this is a very serious game about war and politics and honor and the way of the warrior
also me: hm okita and gina linetti are basically twins

souma: im here to join you, im here to fight for the sake of my country! for honor! for —
shinpachi: send him back guys
okita: that neckline is not nearly deep enough it’s messing w our groove

shinpachi:
chizuru:
shinpachi:

chizuru: dude unblock me i wanna tell you something
miki: ok
chizuru: biptch
miki: BLOCKED

im summarizing the game’s major plot points basically