A thread of conversations that happen in SPA House that aren’t quite real English but we still understand each other anyway
“What’s the now”
“July 12”
“Thanks”
“Do we have a number... on the length”
“10 minutes?”
“Yeah, that”
“There are so many cars that are cheaper for the same price”
“Yeah”
“Ah I see you went to the Corts that store at”
“Oh I need to post the people, the thing, design”
“What if I told you number 47 was the right color”
*points at kitchen*
"oh did there was a boop?"
“Me when the Colts quarterback *indistinguishable laughter*”
“Is this being cooking right now?”
“Yeah”
This whole Slack history
“I’m too laughing”
[moving left then right then left again] “I couldn’t into directions”
“Why yeet when you can Ayy lmao?”
I haven’t used this thread since we moved out but I swear everyone knew what I meant when I said this
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