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Yer a wizard Harry

I’ll never know ehat they’d have wanted because thanks to Black, I’ve never spoken to them

Miss Granger, for once in your life, SHUT UP!

You might belong in Gryffindor where dwell the brave at heart

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CONSTANT VIGILANCE!

Well well well. Arthur Weasley

That’s what she did, did she? Idiotic woman, never liked her

Fascinating though your social life undoubtedly is, Miss Granger, I must ask you not to discuss it in my klass

-After all this time?
- always

-Harry m’boy
-Oh no!

As I told you Mr potter, naughty children deserve to be punished

Differences of habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts are open

You shall not harm Harry Potter !

Your wand, Selwyn. Give me your wand!

I have seen your dreamzzz Ronald Weasley, and I have seen your fears. All you desire is possible but all that you dread is also possible

Least loved, always by the mother who craved a daughter. Least loved now, by the girl who prefers your friedn.... second best, always, eternally overshadowed

Your mother confessed that she would have preferred me as a son... would be glad to exchange

Who wouldn’t prefer him? What woman would take you.... you are nothing nothing nothingggg to him

Bone of the father unknowingly given, you will renew your son

Flesh of the servant willingly given, you& #39;ll revive your master

Blood of the enemy forcibly taken, you& #39;ll... resurrect your foe

Ah look boys, it& #39;s the champion

Rip.. tear..kill.. so hungry..for so long.. blood.. kill

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Jordan! Are you being paid to advertise firebolts? Get on with the commentary!!!

A boy like no other, peehaps, yet a boy suffering from all the usual pangs of adolescence

Peeves! the Bloody Baron has his own personal reasons for being invisible

I vant to know vot there is between you and hermy own ninny

Mr Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people’s business

Mr Prongs agrees with Mr Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git

Mr Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a Professor

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Mr Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair , the slimeball

Goblins and elves are not used to the protection or the respect that you have shown this night. Not from wand carriers

Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf

Alecto! If he comes, and we haven& #39;t got Potter..do you want to go the same way as the Malfoys? ANSWER ME!

Look....at....me

NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH

Voldemort: the boy...is he dead? You! Examine him, tell me whether he& #39;s dead.
Narcissa:

Ah…reading magazines under the table as well? A further ten points from Gryffindor…oh but of course… Potter has to keep up with his press cuttings...

All this press attention seems to have inflated your already over-large head, Potter (

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You might be laboring under the delusion that the entire wizarding world is impressed with you, but I don& #39;t care how many times your picture appears in the papers. To me, Potter, you are nothing but a nasty little boy who considers rules to be beneath him (TEA!!)

So I give you fair warning, Potter, pint-sized celebrity or not - if I catch you breaking into my office one more time...

Severus... please

...till he came... grindelwald

Lil Harry chilling in his cot and suddenly there was a flash of green light in front of him

You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart

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You might belong in Hufflepuff
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil

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Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
If you’ve a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind

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Or perhaps in Slytherin
You’ll make your real friends,
Those cunning folk use any means
To achieve their ends

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