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My friends say dumb shit all the time so here’s a thread:
“What the fuck is a roblox?”
“Monster blood is just shrek cum”
“Imma drown you gurgle gurgle gurgle”
“Melaiiiiine noooooo”
“Can you butthole suck in water”
Nicholas almost drowned 4 times today
*nicholas’s shorts almost caught on fire* I’m not a liar liar so why are my pants on fire fire
“Albert Einstein and Jesus collectively came to get to make this masterpiece”
“WE CANT CALL THE POLICE MY WEED’S HERE”
*2:45am* “Grub hub says there’s no place that delivers right now” “GRUB HUB’S A BITCH”
“Why does your dog have leprosy?”
“Why do all your animals looked buttered?”
“You really just gonna do the blind dog like that?”
“So if things go wrong with him are you just gonna fuck his sister?” “Actually yea maybe”
*in the pool at 2am* *frantically looking around* “bitch we’re gonna get attacked by WEREWOLVES or something!!”
“I was scrolling through really fast and I thought this was me”
“Is that Chanel or Gucci?” “Yes. All of them”
“I want some golf shoes” “yea I want some goldfish too”
“How water gon get in my phone if we don’t got any water”
“I was cute until I choked “
“You can turn it up” “you can turn your attitude down”
“You’re like ‘that’s going on the thread’”
“We are offering car and health insurance” “I ain’t gotta car OR HEALTH”
“Hey papi can I sit on that face?” “What face?”
“Pussy so good I say my own name during smex”
*talking about roblox scores* “so what scores did you get?” “Oh my ACT I got a 19”
“I just burped out my entire life essence”
“I’m going to leave my belly out cause makes me feel fat and I kinda like that”
“It’s fine he dyslexic”
“It’s hard being a bottom” “it’s hard being alive”
“Sorry I don’t want to breathe your hump air”
“Was Corey’s last name in the house”
“What if your ass was on Groupon?”
“Oh, was that your head? I thought it was just a pile of bricks”
“Tell me the tea sis”
“I kinda like vagina sis”
“I kinda like vagina sis”
*1 in the morning* “I have to wait for my mom to get here cause sHES GONE FISHING”
