Giving a warning now to anyone who glances on my profile:

Dig deeper. Dig for a few days'/weeks' worth of tweets before you consider following...

I may be a little bit of a firebomb...and ramble harshly at some very angry lefties. But I also do have some viable input! (Cont.👇)
Some days, it'll be said input, wise, sometimes Shakespearean, other times, it'll just be (sometimes) humorous jabs...and mayhem other thoughts and musings.

So please dig through, folks, and see if following is...REALLY worth it.😂
....perhaps I should also point out the other snag...MY INABILITY TO PROOFREAD.

All I can do IS DOOFREAD. So please consider all of this before ya follow.
For those of you that do follow, a guide...to Mike:

-yes. I have opinions. They are very opinionated. They also have SOME knowledge attached.

-major points that need more than 280 are followed up with a (-) to denote continuation.

Yes, I'm still open to criticism. If it's -
Legitimate. Otherwise, might as well turn and bend over, because that's the setup for a boot to or in your ass, you pick. I'll make it fun for us both, I promise!

-I'll have silly or stupid tweets merely made to entertain my own ass. If you find them revolting, it adds to the -
Fun. Just like if you find it as funny or entertaining as I do.

-odds are, very few people (followers or not) will actually dislike what I do. If you do, the door's behind ya. If you enjoy it, the sofa's to your left.
Addendum: retweets endorse the ideas, not the people. Quote tweets are often for criticism or entertainment value, but may rarely be endorsement with extra words or partial endorsements. If I follow YOU, I like your ideas enough to so endorse you. Interactions with me will be -
Heavily monitored when I have the time, and I will find a sick enjoyment in responding, should you sound like a peckerwhack. Otherwise, don’t mind me, I’m just here for my own self-entertainment. (Please refer to above.)
Addendum II: I don’t always follow back. When I do, it’s because of the reason mentioned in Addendum I. If I unfollow, it’s because I have decided your ideas are not compatible to a wild degree.

—TEOTSAW
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