Bruh, I’m at my grandma crib high as shit.

I walked upstairs and she made Sunday dinner and there is a whole ass apple pie.

Bruh I’m up there like
Getting high at granny crib top 5 places of all time.
Bruh my mans gave me the GAS.
There’s Jamaican food on the way and I’m baked:
I’m in the Uber quiet as shit.
I took a bop around the block, and my Ubereats was there when I got back to the crib.

Everything is perfect.
Sprinkled some of the kief in the joint...woooooo.

This presidential OG a sneaky motherfucker.
Ran back the Obama Pack...ayyyyoooooooooooooo.
I’m on the couch feeling loved and cared for.
Edible before the flight was clutch.
Aye had to run that back, NYC I’m on the way.
The edible before the flight too critical.

Cause anxiety.
Operation Ganja: SUCCESS!
Yeah this Jamaican weed hitting g.
I’m tryna smoke this pack before I leave.
1. Uncle gave me a cheeba chew.

2. My other uncle uncle rolled a going away joint.
Yeah I like this weed pen shit.
Celebrated finishing day one of the session with a king sized paper filled with GAS.
Shoutout to the weed.
It’s raining.
The weed pen came in the clutch for the indoor maneuver.

I took too many pulls though.
Finally faced a joint today.
I’ve made a mistake.
I TRIED TO SMOKE IT AWAY.
Via @Swade.

The weed pen + Jamaican food combo about to have me out like a light.
My homie pulled up with two rolled.
Oh shoutout to this weed pen.
Awww man, why I get this high I got the munchies like a motherfucker.
I be smoking just to get rid of my anxiety
About to re-up.
Bruh.

I’m fried.
I’m not gone lie youngin’

I’m fried.
My uncle made hella edibles.
Shoutout @SmokedOutCouch a nigga is deep fried.
I should’ve stopped smoking HOURS ago.
Smoked with pops.

G I’m fucking HIGH.
I’m back in the game baby.
Weed snuck up on me.
Ever get real quiet off the pack and Morgan Freeman starts narrating your whole day?
Munchies so bad I ordered Uber Eats while in the Uber on the way home.
Easy like Sunday smoking.
The weed pen hit way harder when fully charged.
These fucking snickerdoodle edibles my uncle made is KICKING MY ASS.
Had the last weed snickerdoodle.

I feel like Neo when he first started seeing numbers and shit.
It’s been too long.

Even in the blizzard I had to face one.
Just exfoliated, used a cleanser, a toner, than the hydrating cream.

My face feels amazing.

Oh and I faced the weed.
Drinking tequila in a very fye outfit had to duck off and face the weed like it was my problems.
Shhhhhhh.

Be quiet.
This tweet was supposed to happen 3-4 hours ago.
The dryer sheet really works.
Bruh.

This shit hitting.
This combo undefeated.
Bout to slam this bonchon
These Girl Scout cookies not tagalongs.
Why’d I take two edibles?
It’s been a while.
I’m gonna make my uncle start an edible business....
Bruh.
Watched Captain Marvel off the edible now I feel like Goku bitch.
I am overjoyed and relaxed.
Bruh.

I was BLASTED watching Us.
Weed and red wine combo lifting me up to new levels.
BRUH THIS OG IS STRONG.
Happy 4/20 y’all.
Bonus round.
Fell asleep 6 hours ago before I could even tweet this.
This weed LOUD.
Bay Area weed BIG FYE.

Becoming one with the weed.
LA weed hitting bruh.
Brought some LA back to chicago.
This wax pen hitting different
Live from the greatest hits album.
SWISH.
Bro this OG.
I can’t wait til my uncle start selling these edibles.
Forgot to tweet this HOURS ago.
Find ya balance my boy.
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