Here’s a thread on the best moments from Everybody Hates Chris

To show my appreciation for this show, this thread will be a long one, so get comfortable. Enjoy!

1. When Chris ended up with a shoe up his ass in an effort to impress Tasha

2. When Malvo threatened Chris for a gold chain (RIP RICKY HARRIS AKA MALVO)

3. Chris saying no to Rochelle for the first time

4. When Rochelle tried to force Tonya to eat her sausage

5. When Julius threatened Malvo

6. When Rochelle found a bra in Julius’ sock drawer

7. The different types of belts Julius has for whippings

8. A collection of Mr. Omar saying “tragic” (probably the funniest catchphrase on the show)

9. When Chris’ family laughed at the possibility of him having a decent date to a dance (Drew throwing the toast at him had me WEAK)

10. A collection of Julius being cheap or worrying about money

11. When everyone but Tonya had polio

12. A collection of Rochelle’s threats to her kids

13. Julius throwing Chris out the window

14. When Rochelle yelled at Julius so loud that the neighborhood heard her

15. When Drew showed up at a whole funeral just to get his money from Mr. Omar

16. The few times Rochelle said “my man has 2 jobs”

17. Chris lip syncing to James Brown’s “The Payback” (Rochelle’s dancing bruh LMAO)

18. A collection of Ms. Morello’s blind racist remarks towards Chris

19. When Chris got rejected by Keisha at the Halloween party so he ended up dancing with Lisa

20. When Malvo robbed Doc’s store

21. When Rochelle had to go to court for a speeding ticket

22. When Julius threw Uncle Mike out for eating his cheese grits

23. When Julius got Drew a hockey jersey with a misspelled last name as a present

24. A collection of Jerome robbing Chris and others

25. When Rochelle and Julius looked for someone to rent out their room to (THE PASTOR LMFAO)

26. Rochelle’s relationship with food stamps

27. A collection of Uncle Mike saying “big man”

28. Chris and Caruso’s first encounter

29. When Rochelle confronted Julius about his first wife

30. When Greg’s dad brought Chris home

31. When Chris snitched on the babysitter

32. When Big Bird glo’d up (she wasn’t even ugly before her glo up, Chris was trippin)

33. When Chris wore his leather jacket during the summer and fainted

34. Another collection of Rochelle’s threats to her kids

35. When Rochelle found out that Drew had her $10

36. When Rochelle won the Easter hat competition (these women were TOO grown for this mess lmao)

37. When Tonya decided to be honest in the beauty shop

38. When Chris went back and forth with the guidance counselor

39. When Rochelle confronted Julius about his credit card

40. Racial Profiling 101

41. “Girl shut up and go play with your gun”

42. When Chris asked Julius for an allowance

43. When Julius was hired as Santa Claus and made all the kids cry

44. Another collection of Ms. Morello’s blind racist remarks towards Chris

45. When Rochelle and Julius got robbed at a restaurant

46. Julius dancing to Gloria Gaynor’s “I Will Survive”

47. When Julius recommended getting a gun for the house

48. When Malvo was caught robbing Doc’s store

49. Another collection of Julius being cheap or worrying about money

50. Chris’ karate teacher Mr. Jackson

51. Rochelle singing “And I’m Telling You I’m Not Going”

52. The definition of the gout

53. The importance of Robitussin

54. A collection of Kill Moves (an underrated character, in my opinion)

55. When Chris had to tell his parents that he lost his egg

56. When Chris and Rochelle were interviewed for the chances of Chris getting into a good high school (Ms. Morello so annoying for this)

57. Another collection of Jerome robbing Chris and others

58. Chris playing spin the bottle

59. When Rochelle went off on her family after her mom ate her turtles (the PETTINESS)

60. When Chris found Keisha and Drew kissing

61. When Rochelle found Julius’ lottery tickets after he promised not to play it

62. When Rochelle went off in court again

63. The few times Drew said “wasn’t me”

64. When Malvo got enrolled into high school

65. “Damn Risky”

66. When Malvo needed permission from Chris’ parents on the idea of Chris helping him turn his life around (I’m dead on how everyone but Chris had a weapon)

67. When Rochelle got robbed on the train

68. When Tonya asked Julius if he had a girlfriend

69. When Chris threw a battery at the school window

70. Rochelle and Mr. Omar’s political argument

71. When Albert showed up