Thread by @elvisfknchrist, in sixth grade you were either a cucumber melon bitch or a [...]

in sixth grade you were either a cucumber melon bitch or a warm vanilla sugar bitch

if you were warm vanilla sugar you got into eyeliner too young for it to look good and also shopped at Rue 21

if you were cucumber melon you suppressed your sexuality and chronically wore the aeropostale logo over your training bra

lest we forgot the latecomer twilight woods that we all bought because of twilight and edward cullen

if you liked moon light path you were a chronic masturbator, had an emo phase that never went away, were kind of a jerk, and said “fuck” to be cool

this tweet smells like a locker room

if you were a sun-ripened raspberry bitch, you’re definitely not straight, you used to have every color of gel pen, and now you’re loyal as fuck and very into astrology

Someone needs to tell me about cotton candy bitches because I don’t remember them at ALL. Was it even around prior to 2006????

Just to be clear, Japanese cherry blossom bitches thought reading books was a personality, they had an obsession with British pop culture, and now share Reductress posts on Facebook, have a secret Pinterest, and are always down to get coffee tbh I fuck w them

Everyone’s like “don’t forget sweet pea!” and that’s such a sweet pea thing to do

Shoutout to everyone whose grandparents bought them the weird grocery store versions that was in a scent they didn’t even like

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I don’t care if it’s too soon to tell y’all to follow me on IG, I’m cute and it’s Pride Month!!!

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Okay winter candy apple I didn’t forget about you because I was one of you. Y’all just wanna buy rose gold shit at HomeGoods because you grew up watching HGTV with your mom. Definitely made the most aesthetic PowerPoints in school. Lipgloss everywhere. It’s Christmas all year.

Nobody told me having a viral tweet would put my name back in people’s mouths

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@bathbodyworks y’all better keep me in lotion for the rest of my life

Shoutout to my cucumber melon phase

My coworkers are supporting me in my rise to celebrity.

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