



ELLA FACETIMED ME AT THE AIRPORT AND TOLD ME SHE BOUGHT ME A TICKET FOR THE KATIE MEETING ROOM I AM DEAD IN THE AIRPORT
WEāRE AT OUR GATE
RIGHT WEāRE ABOUT TO BOARD I THINK
Paris! See you soon!
ELLA GOT ME A KATIE VIDEO AND KATIE KNOWS ME AS YORKSHIRE AMY IāM HAVING A BREAKDOWN
SHE SAID SHE LOVES ME IN IT I WISH I WAS OK
I canāt stop watching it Iām so emotional
āOh hey Yorkshire Amy!ā
Twitter ruins the quality so much but I fucking love her Iām going to introduce myself as Yorkshire Amy just for the bants tomorrow
Me figuring out how to fill the bath in the hotel at 11:15pm? Iconic
MAKE A DECISION
GUYS GUYS GUYS ITāS JUST PAST MIDNIGHT I GOT OUT YHE BATH I MEET KATIE TODAY
MY WIG KIDS
Itās 12:50am & Faye & I are taking selfies instead of getting sleep.. priorities
Me: we should go to sleep itās 1am
Faye: yeah we got things to do tomorrow
Me: THINGS? WEāRE MEETING KATIE
Faye: yeah we got things to do tomorrow
Me: THINGS? WEāRE MEETING KATIE
I WOKE UP AND IāM SP FUCKING NERVOUS HERE COMES MY BREAKDOWN
Right so does anyone whoās staying at the Novotel for the con have some blank paper and some scissors? Itās an emergency
guys I need to trim my fringe & I need fucking paper
āIām stressed in this chilliās tonightā
Iām so stressed
I havenāt even gone into the opening ceremony because I donāt trust myself to not have a breakdown
KATIEāS SO TINY
WEāRE IN THE OPENING CERMONU
Katie: why is everyone looking at me
Chyler: because youāre beautiful to look at
Chyler: because youāre beautiful to look at
SHEāS WEARING A WHITE STAR WITH STARS ON IT & SHE HAS HER HAIR UP
SHE HAS ADIDAS ON I LOVE HER
SO KIDS
THEY GAVE ME AN EXTRA KATIE PHOTOSHOOT AND I DIDNāT OAY FOR IT BUT IāM READY LMAO
I LIED IāM NOT READY IāM GONNA THROW UP
THEY ARE SHOWING SUPERGIRL BLOOPERS WE GOTTA WAIT FOR OUR AUTOS
WEāRE LIKE GONNA BE THE LAST ONES BECAUSE WEāRE ROW O & IāM GOING TO CHYLER FIRST & LEAVING KATIE TILL AFTER BECAUSE I HAVE HER GIFTS AND STUFF AND I KNOW HER LINE IS GOING TO BE LONGER
TELL A LIE, I DONāT THINK ITāS STARS ON HER SHIRT I THINK ITāS FLOWERS OR SOMETHING WAS THERE A MEMO I MISSED EVERYONE IS WEARING FLOWERS
RIGHT IāM GONNA SAVE MY BATTERY FOR NOW IāM QUEUNG FOR AUTOS
IāM READY TO DIE
I have four autos for Katie but only 3 things for her to sign help
RIGHT NOW IāM SAVING MY BATTERY
IāM IN CHYLERāS LINE BUT IDK WHETHER TO SWAP FOR KATIE
I can feel a breakdown coming on
I justsaid to Miranda āI feel a little better weāre getting closerā (To Chyler), then in the same breath I was like āactually Iām not okā
KATIE IS SO BEAUTOFUL IāM CRYING IN CHYLERāS AUTO LINE
HER JAWLINE KIDS
SHEāS SO BEAUTIFUL OK
I CAN HEAR HER TALKING
Every time I look at her my stomach does flips pls help @ everyone & god
CHYLER IS IN FRONT OF ME
CHYLER REMEMBERED ME BC OF MY NAME TAG WE LOVE AN ICONIC
I CANāT SPELL BUT I LOVE CHYLER YOU KNOW
SHE SAID THE GIFT BAG WAS NICE & I WAS LIKE āyeah itās for Katieā AND SHE LOOKED AT MY STICKER BC IT HAS MY @ WAS LIKE āahh now I know..ā LIKE ABOUT WHY MY TWITTER @ IS BADASSLUTHOR
CHYLER KNOWS IāM A KATIE STAN MY WIG
IāM IN KATIEāS AUTO LINE
Yorkshire Amy is not ok
Katie & Chylerās photos have been moved to later today because theyāve had the longest queues and the woman we spoke to said it was because Katie doesnāt want to rush anyone & they canāt force her to speed it up sooooo we love legends who take their time with everyone

ALSO KATIE HAS HER JEANS ROLLED UP A LITTLE AT THE BOTTOM,,, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
IāVE FORGOT WHAT IāM SUPPOSED TO BE TALKING TO KATIE ABOUT HAHAHA
I M worrried as fhCK
Guys the auto room is dead everyone else left ages ago it is literally gays & Katie & Chyler aka our leaders
My hands are shaking and Iām getting closer but I have my hands full
I CAN SEE HER AND HEAR AND SHES BEAUTIFUL
Iām going to die
The next time I tweet I would have met Katie bye Iām going home in a coffin
KATIE IS AMAZING
PHEW
MY WIG
I WISH I COULD EVEN BEGIN
KATIE WAS LIKE āoh Yorkshire Amy!! Yorkshire Amy!! Hello darling!!ā IN THE FUNNIEST ACCENT HAHAHA THEN SHE WAS LIKE āwhere were you yesterday??ā I WISH I WAS OK TH
THEN I EXPLAINED WE FLEW IN & I OFFHANDEDLY MENTIONED HOW WE ALMOST GOT KIDNAPPED AT THE AIRPORT AND SHE WAS LIKE āWHAT WAIT WHAT? YOU ALMOST GOT KIDNAPPED?? Whatās that story??ā
KATIE JUST TRIPPED ABD SHE WAS WATCHING DOG VIDEOS
https://twitter.com/badassluthor/status/1005792652678385664?s=21 this never added to the thread but!! My wig honey
We got onto talking about Taken because it was filmed in Paris & I almost got ātaken in Franceā bc of the entire kidnapping thing & Katie was telling me to not talk to strangers & I was thinking āall my friends are strangers whoopsā
I voice recorded it all & I gave her her gifts and she gave me two hugs Iām still recovering
Yāall donāt even know the best bit kfksjd Iām just peeing then Iāll tweet about it
SO
So @lgbtkashy & I bought Katie a star, itās named after her and everything, and it gave it to her and her reaction was so cute Iām still dying from it
I was like āI have presentsā and she just smiled at me & so I gave her a bracelet & explained about the poetry book & then gave her the star & she was like āoh my god... I have a starā in like such a small cute voice & then she came round the table & gave me a hug rip me
I CAN SEE KATIE RIP ME
ME AND RYDER ARE QUEING FOR PHOTOS KILL ME OFF I HAVE 4 KATIE ONES AND I AM GOING TO DIE
IāM IN LINE FOR CHYLER AND THE LINE IS NEAR KATIEāS PHOTOS AND SHE KEEPS DANCING IN BETWEEN PHOTOS RIP ME
A GOOD SONG CAME ON YES
@cuddlyryder you alright down there
I JUST HAD CHYLER PHOTO BUT I WALKED UP AND SHE SAID HI AND GAVE ME A HUG THEN WENT āUGKā IN MY EAR & I JUST PULLED AWAY LIKE āwhat was thatā and she was like āit was a good thingā
Then we did like a squad pose & she was like āyes squatsā
Iām in Katieās line & Iām honestly shaking like a leaf & Ryderās just telling me to chill but how can I CHILL
Ryderās making me go before him pls help jesus
IāM SO CLOSE
PLEASE KILL ME
FUCK OK ITāS HAPPENING
FUCK SHE SAID HI AMY AS I WALKED UP
NGL MY PHOTOS ARE GONNA BE CUTE RIP ME
So I did a gangster pose with Chyler then a hug with Katie, a photo with my pride flag where weāre wrapped in it, the gangster pose with Katie (SHE WAS SO CONFUSED BLESS HER SHE DIDNāT UNDERSTAND WHAT I WAS ASKING) & then I was like āI donāt know what to do for the last oneā
Then said it could be her idea, and she was like āoh ok um, weāll do back to backā and then she sort of just took my hand so we held hands for the photo & iām still recovering
But I went up and she was saying hi & I had all my shit in my hands so I said āI donāt know what Iām doing with these give me a minuteā and immediately she replied saying āitās ok take all the time you need!ā I LOVE HER
Iām waiting patiently for my photos yet also not waiting patiently at all
FUCK IT KATIE AND CHYLER WALKED PAST US TOWARDS THEIR DUOS AND NOW ME AND FAYE ARE SPLITTING THE PRICE OF A DUO WE LOVE BEING BROKE
IT WAS CHEAPER THAN EXPECTED MY WIG
rip us we donāt even have a pose or anything we didnāt even have a ticket 4 minutes ago
I FUCKING JUST KNOCKED COFFEE OVER WHOOPS
KATIE WAS LIKE ābye Faye, bye Amyā
WEāRE IN THE PANEL RIGHT AT THE BACK IN OUR ACTUAL SEATS
āI donāt even speak English that wellā KATIE WE KNOW THIS AND LOVE YOU
KATIE HAD A QUESTION ABOUT WHAT HER FAVOURITE MEMORY FROM THE DRACULA SET WAS AND SHE REPLIED THEN AT THE END SHE ADDED ON āKissing Vic!! That girl can teach you thingsā ALRIGHT KATIE
Guys iām so sad
I GOT MY PHOTO OPS I LOVE KATIE AND CHYLER WITH MY WHOLE ASS HEART
YāALL IāM READY FOR A BREAKDOWN
GUYS HERE COMES MY FUCKING KATIE PHOTO OPS IāM SO RESDY TO CRY
WEāRE FUCKING HYPER AS SHIT
Canāt believe Iām having to do first aid to Ella in Paris
Me vs icing Ellaās head with a water bottle from our mini fridge
I donāt want today to be over
GUYS I FIGURED OUT HOW TO GET MY AUDIO MESSAGES TO POST ARE YOU READYYYYYY
so itās late (like 1:30am), so Iām just going to post two parts of the recording from my Katie autos soooo enjoy, I edited it so the volume was as loud as it could go 


āYORKSHIRE AMY, hello darlingā
āYou almost got kidnapped? What?!ā
āDONāT TALK TO STRANGERS.. UNLESS THEYāRE LIAM NEESONā
I love Katie with my whole ass heart
āYou almost got kidnapped? What?!ā
āDONāT TALK TO STRANGERS.. UNLESS THEYāRE LIAM NEESONā
I love Katie with my whole ass heart
āOh my god.. Yorkshire Amy! Oh sweetheartā
āOh my god I have a starā
āOh sweetheart thank you! I love you darling, Iām so glad you didnāt get kidnapped nowā
Wish I was mentally ok after giving Katie her presents with this reaction
āOh my god I have a starā
āOh sweetheart thank you! I love you darling, Iām so glad you didnāt get kidnapped nowā
Wish I was mentally ok after giving Katie her presents with this reaction


It didnāt pick up Katie saying āI love poetryā but itās fine because iāM DEAD
Thereās a part in my auto recording where she just goes āoh FUCK OFFā because her assistants and stuff were taking the piss out of her stars and the way she draws them and honestly after watching her draw them... Katie sweetie
My recording with Katie literally lasts like 7ish minutes? Help me dear lord
Ryder missed his Eurostar so heās had to rebook another and heās finally on it we praise the gay lord
When I eventually get home tomorrow night Iāll post everything fully, like all my photos & what happened and everything Katie said about her gifts and all my audios etc, I still havenāt had a breakdown so I bet thatās going to happen on the plane
Me staring at the wall: What if I never see Katie again? Iām going to cry
Sophie: *pats my head*
Sophie: *pats my head*
Sophie: How do people put up with you full time? If I lived with you Iād have abs
Sophieās got abs bc Iām hilarious
I am a skinny legend
Joking but I love Katie goodnight
Iām not gonna sleep ever again
I had a McFlurry and I am hyper as shit bc Iāve hardly eaten since I left my house on Friday morning at 8am LMAO
Ella FaceTiming us: are you guys alive because you donāt look it
The answer is nei
The answer is nei
Me vs trying to take photos of Katie without getting kicked out of the auto room vs them turning out like this #blurrylife
Weāre waiting for our flight & i am in awe of this airport ngl
Weāre gonna start boarding & I donāt want to leave, this time in Paris has been amazing and I miss Katie
I just had a breakdown & you want to know what set me off? The fact that my twin had split glitter all over my floor & I was too tired to clean it up so I started crying
And it just hit me I might never see Katie again so Iām just going to lay here in the dark & listen to her say āYorkshire Amy!ā on loop because I love being mentally stable
Iām not mentally stable enough to go to work literally I think Iām going to cry if anyone mentions my āholidayā to me