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ELLA FACETIMED ME AT THE AIRPORT AND TOLD ME SHE BOUGHT ME A TICKET FOR THE KATIE MEETING ROOM I AM DEAD IN THE AIRPORT
WE’RE AT OUR GATE
RIGHT WE’RE ABOUT TO BOARD I THINK
Paris! See you soon!
ELLA GOT ME A KATIE VIDEO AND KATIE KNOWS ME AS YORKSHIRE AMY I’M HAVING A BREAKDOWN
SHE SAID SHE LOVES ME IN IT I WISH I WAS OK
I can’t stop watching it I’m so emotional
“Oh hey Yorkshire Amy!”
Twitter ruins the quality so much but I fucking love her I’m going to introduce myself as Yorkshire Amy just for the bants tomorrow
Me figuring out how to fill the bath in the hotel at 11:15pm? Iconic
MAKE A DECISION
GUYS GUYS GUYS IT’S JUST PAST MIDNIGHT I GOT OUT YHE BATH I MEET KATIE TODAY
MY WIG KIDS
It’s 12:50am & Faye & I are taking selfies instead of getting sleep.. priorities
We cute though
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Me: we should go to sleep it’s 1am
Faye: yeah we got things to do tomorrow
Me: THINGS? WE’RE MEETING KATIE
Faye: yeah we got things to do tomorrow
Me: THINGS? WE’RE MEETING KATIE
I WOKE UP AND I’M SP FUCKING NERVOUS HERE COMES MY BREAKDOWN
Right so does anyone who’s staying at the Novotel for the con have some blank paper and some scissors? It’s an emergency
guys I need to trim my fringe & I need fucking paper
“I’m stressed in this chilli’s tonight”
I’m so stressed
I haven’t even gone into the opening ceremony because I don’t trust myself to not have a breakdown
KATIE’S SO TINY
WE’RE IN THE OPENING CERMONU
Katie: why is everyone looking at me
Chyler: because you’re beautiful to look at
Chyler: because you’re beautiful to look at
SHE’S WEARING A WHITE STAR WITH STARS ON IT & SHE HAS HER HAIR UP
SHE HAS ADIDAS ON I LOVE HER
SO KIDS
THEY GAVE ME AN EXTRA KATIE PHOTOSHOOT AND I DIDN’T OAY FOR IT BUT I’M READY LMAO
I LIED I’M NOT READY I’M GONNA THROW UP
THEY ARE SHOWING SUPERGIRL BLOOPERS WE GOTTA WAIT FOR OUR AUTOS
WE’RE LIKE GONNA BE THE LAST ONES BECAUSE WE’RE ROW O & I’M GOING TO CHYLER FIRST & LEAVING KATIE TILL AFTER BECAUSE I HAVE HER GIFTS AND STUFF AND I KNOW HER LINE IS GOING TO BE LONGER
TELL A LIE, I DON’T THINK IT’S STARS ON HER SHIRT I THINK IT’S FLOWERS OR SOMETHING WAS THERE A MEMO I MISSED EVERYONE IS WEARING FLOWERS
RIGHT I’M GONNA SAVE MY BATTERY FOR NOW I’M QUEUNG FOR AUTOS
I’M READY TO DIE
I have four autos for Katie but only 3 things for her to sign help
RIGHT NOW I’M SAVING MY BATTERY
I’M IN CHYLER’S LINE BUT IDK WHETHER TO SWAP FOR KATIE
I can feel a breakdown coming on
I justsaid to Miranda “I feel a little better we’re getting closer” (To Chyler), then in the same breath I was like “actually I’m not ok”
KATIE IS SO BEAUTOFUL I’M CRYING IN CHYLER’S AUTO LINE
HER JAWLINE KIDS
SHE’S SO BEAUTIFUL OK
I CAN HEAR HER TALKING
Every time I look at her my stomach does flips pls help @ everyone & god
CHYLER IS IN FRONT OF ME
CHYLER REMEMBERED ME BC OF MY NAME TAG WE LOVE AN ICONIC
I CAN’T SPELL BUT I LOVE CHYLER YOU KNOW
SHE SAID THE GIFT BAG WAS NICE & I WAS LIKE “yeah it’s for Katie” AND SHE LOOKED AT MY STICKER BC IT HAS MY @ WAS LIKE “ahh now I know..” LIKE ABOUT WHY MY TWITTER @ IS BADASSLUTHOR
CHYLER KNOWS I’M A KATIE STAN MY WIG
I’M IN KATIE’S AUTO LINE
Yorkshire Amy is not ok
Katie & Chyler’s photos have been moved to later today because they’ve had the longest queues and the woman we spoke to said it was because Katie doesn’t want to rush anyone & they can’t force her to speed it up sooooo we love legends who take their time with everyone
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ALSO KATIE HAS HER JEANS ROLLED UP A LITTLE AT THE BOTTOM,,, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
I’VE FORGOT WHAT I’M SUPPOSED TO BE TALKING TO KATIE ABOUT HAHAHA
I M worrried as fhCK
Guys the auto room is dead everyone else left ages ago it is literally gays & Katie & Chyler aka our leaders
My hands are shaking and I’m getting closer but I have my hands full
I CAN SEE HER AND HEAR AND SHES BEAUTIFUL
I’m going to die
The next time I tweet I would have met Katie bye I’m going home in a coffin
KATIE IS AMAZING
PHEW
MY WIG
I WISH I COULD EVEN BEGIN
KATIE WAS LIKE “oh Yorkshire Amy!! Yorkshire Amy!! Hello darling!!” IN THE FUNNIEST ACCENT HAHAHA THEN SHE WAS LIKE “where were you yesterday??” I WISH I WAS OK TH
THEN I EXPLAINED WE FLEW IN & I OFFHANDEDLY MENTIONED HOW WE ALMOST GOT KIDNAPPED AT THE AIRPORT AND SHE WAS LIKE “WHAT WAIT WHAT? YOU ALMOST GOT KIDNAPPED?? What’s that story??”
KATIE JUST TRIPPED ABD SHE WAS WATCHING DOG VIDEOS
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We got onto talking about Taken because it was filmed in Paris & I almost got “taken in France” bc of the entire kidnapping thing & Katie was telling me to not talk to strangers & I was thinking “all my friends are strangers whoops”
I voice recorded it all & I gave her her gifts and she gave me two hugs I’m still recovering
Y’all don’t even know the best bit kfksjd I’m just peeing then I’ll tweet about it
SO
So @lgbtkashy & I bought Katie a star, it’s named after her and everything, and it gave it to her and her reaction was so cute I’m still dying from it
I was like “I have presents” and she just smiled at me & so I gave her a bracelet & explained about the poetry book & then gave her the star & she was like “oh my god... I have a star” in like such a small cute voice & then she came round the table & gave me a hug rip me
I CAN SEE KATIE RIP ME
ME AND RYDER ARE QUEING FOR PHOTOS KILL ME OFF I HAVE 4 KATIE ONES AND I AM GOING TO DIE
I’M IN LINE FOR CHYLER AND THE LINE IS NEAR KATIE’S PHOTOS AND SHE KEEPS DANCING IN BETWEEN PHOTOS RIP ME
A GOOD SONG CAME ON YES
@cuddlyryder you alright down there
I JUST HAD CHYLER PHOTO BUT I WALKED UP AND SHE SAID HI AND GAVE ME A HUG THEN WENT “UGK” IN MY EAR & I JUST PULLED AWAY LIKE “what was that” and she was like “it was a good thing”
Then we did like a squad pose & she was like “yes squats”
I’m in Katie’s line & I’m honestly shaking like a leaf & Ryder’s just telling me to chill but how can I CHILL
Ryder’s making me go before him pls help jesus
I’M SO CLOSE
PLEASE KILL ME
FUCK OK IT’S HAPPENING
FUCK SHE SAID HI AMY AS I WALKED UP
NGL MY PHOTOS ARE GONNA BE CUTE RIP ME
So I did a gangster pose with Chyler then a hug with Katie, a photo with my pride flag where we’re wrapped in it, the gangster pose with Katie (SHE WAS SO CONFUSED BLESS HER SHE DIDN’T UNDERSTAND WHAT I WAS ASKING) & then I was like “I don’t know what to do for the last one”
Then said it could be her idea, and she was like “oh ok um, we’ll do back to back” and then she sort of just took my hand so we held hands for the photo & i’m still recovering
But I went up and she was saying hi & I had all my shit in my hands so I said “I don’t know what I’m doing with these give me a minute” and immediately she replied saying “it’s ok take all the time you need!” I LOVE HER
I’m waiting patiently for my photos yet also not waiting patiently at all
FUCK IT KATIE AND CHYLER WALKED PAST US TOWARDS THEIR DUOS AND NOW ME AND FAYE ARE SPLITTING THE PRICE OF A DUO WE LOVE BEING BROKE
IT WAS CHEAPER THAN EXPECTED MY WIG
rip us we don’t even have a pose or anything we didn’t even have a ticket 4 minutes ago
I FUCKING JUST KNOCKED COFFEE OVER WHOOPS
KATIE WAS LIKE “bye Faye, bye Amy”
WE’RE IN THE PANEL RIGHT AT THE BACK IN OUR ACTUAL SEATS
“I don’t even speak English that well” KATIE WE KNOW THIS AND LOVE YOU
KATIE HAD A QUESTION ABOUT WHAT HER FAVOURITE MEMORY FROM THE DRACULA SET WAS AND SHE REPLIED THEN AT THE END SHE ADDED ON “Kissing Vic!! That girl can teach you things” ALRIGHT KATIE
Guys i’m so sad
I GOT MY PHOTO OPS I LOVE KATIE AND CHYLER WITH MY WHOLE ASS HEART
Y’ALL I’M READY FOR A BREAKDOWN
GUYS HERE COMES MY FUCKING KATIE PHOTO OPS I’M SO RESDY TO CRY
“Are we going to wrap ourselves in it?” YES WE ARE KATIE
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My favourite humans
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WE’RE FUCKING HYPER AS SHIT
Can’t believe I’m having to do first aid to Ella in Paris
Me vs icing Ella’s head with a water bottle from our mini fridge
I don’t want today to be over
GUYS I FIGURED OUT HOW TO GET MY AUDIO MESSAGES TO POST ARE YOU READYYYYYY
so it’s late (like 1:30am), so I’m just going to post two parts of the recording from my Katie autos soooo enjoy, I edited it so the volume was as loud as it could go
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“YORKSHIRE AMY, hello darling”
“You almost got kidnapped? What?!”
“DON’T TALK TO STRANGERS.. UNLESS THEY’RE LIAM NEESON”
I love Katie with my whole ass heart
“You almost got kidnapped? What?!”
“DON’T TALK TO STRANGERS.. UNLESS THEY’RE LIAM NEESON”
I love Katie with my whole ass heart
“Oh my god.. Yorkshire Amy! Oh sweetheart”
“Oh my god I have a star”
“Oh sweetheart thank you! I love you darling, I’m so glad you didn’t get kidnapped now”
Wish I was mentally ok after giving Katie her presents with this reaction
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“Oh my god I have a star”
“Oh sweetheart thank you! I love you darling, I’m so glad you didn’t get kidnapped now”
Wish I was mentally ok after giving Katie her presents with this reaction
It didn’t pick up Katie saying “I love poetry” but it’s fine because i’M DEAD
There’s a part in my auto recording where she just goes “oh FUCK OFF” because her assistants and stuff were taking the piss out of her stars and the way she draws them and honestly after watching her draw them... Katie sweetie
My recording with Katie literally lasts like 7ish minutes? Help me dear lord
Ryder missed his Eurostar so he’s had to rebook another and he’s finally on it we praise the gay lord
When I eventually get home tomorrow night I’ll post everything fully, like all my photos & what happened and everything Katie said about her gifts and all my audios etc, I still haven’t had a breakdown so I bet that’s going to happen on the plane
11:11 wishes do come true
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Me staring at the wall: What if I never see Katie again? I’m going to cry
Sophie: *pats my head*
Sophie: *pats my head*
Sophie: How do people put up with you full time? If I lived with you I’d have abs
Sophie’s got abs bc I’m hilarious
I am a skinny legend
Joking but I love Katie goodnight
I’m not gonna sleep ever again
I had a McFlurry and I am hyper as shit bc I’ve hardly eaten since I left my house on Friday morning at 8am LMAO
Ella FaceTiming us: are you guys alive because you don’t look it
The answer is nei
The answer is nei
Me vs trying to take photos of Katie without getting kicked out of the auto room vs them turning out like this #blurrylife
We’re waiting for our flight & i am in awe of this airport ngl
We’re gonna start boarding & I don’t want to leave, this time in Paris has been amazing and I miss Katie
I just had a breakdown & you want to know what set me off? The fact that my twin had split glitter all over my floor & I was too tired to clean it up so I started crying
And it just hit me I might never see Katie again so I’m just going to lay here in the dark & listen to her say “Yorkshire Amy!” on loop because I love being mentally stable
I’m not mentally stable enough to go to work literally I think I’m going to cry if anyone mentions my “holiday” to me