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You dey do NSS. Your girl dey Legon. You figa small girl so you lock am. Sagaa!!
As you dey do post kaya for job, Kevin then am dey play word hunt for imesage. He's got all the time on his hands.
She text you say i'm hungry but you make hot dey search some files for your boss. She text Kevin too so he look sharp go pick am plus ein Corolla.Night market jollof it is.
Them come back chop finish before you see ein text. You figa your 'babe i'm just seeing this, have you got something to eat now' text go overshadow Kevin ein hard work? lmaoooo
Your message still dey one tick because ein data dey off. She's watching an animation with Kevin and her left boob would slip into his bucal cavity soon.
You close from job look sharp go see am but by then Kevin has left to play FIFA with his boys. The chicken and chips you bring am she go chop plus Kevin because he do investment afternoon time.
You come park for Pent block A chat plus am for just 30mins because you taya. As you dey lef she talk thanks plus some 2 by 4 kiss. Same lips she take drink Kevin ein cack afternoon time. Don't forget the thank you she said was for two
As soon as you lef she text Kevin 'have you eaten?' It's two whole meals he's about to enjoy because wuni time.
