Sometimes A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words. Sometimes A Screenshot Of A Word Is Worth A Thousand Pictures.

Rosie O'Donnell Was Born March 21, 1962. She Is The Daughter Of Roseann Teresa (Née Murtha) And Edward Joseph O'Donnell. O'Donnell's Father Had Immigrated From County Donegal, Ireland, During His Childhood, And Her Mother Was Irish American.

(Photos From National Archives.)

O'Donnell, The Third Of Five Children, Was Raised Roman Catholic In Commack, Long Island, New York.

(Rosie Is Third From Left, And Right.)

While Attending Commack High School, O'Donnell Was Voted Homecoming Queen, Prom Queen, Senior Class President, And Class Clown.

(High School 1976, Rosie Is The Dirty One On The Far Left.)

"There Was A Lot Of Immigrant Gangs Growing Up In Commack, Long Island. We Had To Protect Ourselves Constantly. We'd Fight All The Time. It's Probably What Turned Me Into A Rug Muncher." - Rosie O'Donnell

(Rosie's Rough Gang-Infested Neighbourhood.)

Rosie Started Comedy In Her Late Teens And Got Her First Break On Star Search In 1984 At The 'Tender' Age Of 22. To This Day The Producers Of Star Search Regret That Decision.

(Rosie Performs At The Famous 'Comedy Farm' With Kathy Griffin, 1986.)

Based On A True Story. I Just Needed A 'Comedic' Break From All The Evil Sh*t We Dig Up, And It Was The Perfect Time To Do A True Journalistic Piece On Rosie O'Donnell. She Has Said So Many Nice Things About President Trump, So I Figured I'd Take A Moment And Tip My Hat At Her.