Thread by @ElJefe__, Y'all remember when I tweeted this?https://twitter.com/ElJefe__/status/1000513557560221696?s=19 Well, I thought as I had [...]

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Well, I thought as I had killed that snake... all would be well.
So wrong.
My mom (God bless her) decided to call up one of them "snake catchers".
Boooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

So first... this happened.

Then this friendly neighbourhood crawler was apprehended...

Then this guy... or babe...

And then El Diablo was found.

At this point... yeah. I was done. I& #39;ve left him to finish work. No. Nah. Nope.

Fam if you live in an old house and there are some cracks or gaps in the walls or something like that?
You are not alone in that house. TRUST ME!!!

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Oh. From ze garage.

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I AM OUT!!!

Nah. Na to learn parceltongue sure pass now.

So... if I decide to go back to Abuja now...
Would that be a bitch move?

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So Mr Snake eyes has sorta explained this to me. Says that cos we live inbetween the rocks and the woods (this was supposed to be a scenic place not planet reptile), whenever it rains heavily or some idiot goes bush burning or anything like that...
These slithering fellows...

Have to go find refuge. And cos it& #39;s warm inside, that& #39;s their best option.
So they wait till it& #39;s quiet and movement is at a minimum..and they start to search for inroads. Now cos the house is empty so often, they have a lot of time to do this. And cos it& #39;s old there are

cracks we& #39;ve ignored, pipes that have broken and they can use....and when we& #39;re around sef, we leave the back door open a lot.
So here we are.
I asked him how long he thought this has been going on.
This motherfucker asked me how long we& #39;ve lived here.

My chest is tight.

We got this house in 1998 fam. It wasn& #39;t new then.
So ...this man is saying... no.
Nah. Hell no.

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So...Guess who& #39;s got new snake friends in the family home?

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