They’re at it again, folks
Fuck off this is not a taco
this looks like shit congrats
I might shit myself just thinking about this being in my digestive system
not sure if this is a boast or a warning
There’s just a block of wood in this one they’re not even trying anymore
get your chompers around that oink ball
I don’t even know where to start
coincidentally that’s also the name of the gastrointestinal issue you develop by eating this
I have a new nemesis and I hate it
not everything needs to be a burger okay
Why do they keep doing this
Last night I ate a burger with a bone in it I feel like such a fraud
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