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The bible has so many insane stories.
In Genesis God killed Onan because he refused to come inside his brother& #39;s wife. His pullout game was so strong it made God angry.
The Apostle Paul is giving an address to a group of people one night. He is so boring that some guy dozes off, falls out a window and dies. Paul calmly walks down, raises him back to life and then goes back up and continues the boring ass sermon. Acts 20
Genesis 19 after his wife turns into a pillar of salt 2 of Lot& #39;s daughters get their father drunk and seduce him to sleep with them so they can become pregnant.
David wanted to marry the kings daughter and the King demanded he kill 100 Philistines and bring back their foreskins as proof. He came back with 200. Lobola by foreskin. The book of Samuel
Elisha got offended by a bunch of young boys calling him bald and he prayed and asked God to take them out. God sent 2 bears to maul all 42 kids to death for teasing a grown up.
In the book of Numbers Balaam had an argument with his donkey. Doesn& #39;t seem shook that his donkey just started talking back to him
Jacob once wrestled with God and actually beat him. God used some of his superpowers to dislocate Jacobs hip but still got his ass beat.
When God admits that he& #39;s the cause of everyone& #39;s problems:
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things. - Isaiah 45:7
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things. - Isaiah 45:7
Genesis 6:6 God admits that he regrets creating mankind on earth and this troubles him.
Side note: people like to call themselves Samaritans for doing good deeds. Samaritans were actually terrible people and that& #39;s the reason why that one time a Samaritan did a good deed it was news worthy and he was "The good Samaritan"
Also why is there so many rape stories in the bible. Gang rape all over the show
In 2nd Kings there is a story of two women that are suffering from the famine and make a pact to kill their sons and eat them. The first woman kills the son and they boil him and eat him but the 2nd woman betrays the friend and hides her son when it& #39;s her turn.
And all the killing of innocent children in the bible. What& #39;s up with that? Like the time God asks Abraham to prove his love for him by killing his son. Yes he didn& #39;t actually end up killing him but still. WTF?
There& #39;s that time when angels lived amongst people on earth and one time they walking through a small town and decide to rest and some guy let& #39;s them sleep at his place but the neighbours come and demand to rape the visitors so the guy offers his virgin daughter instead.
In Matthew 27:52 Jesus resurrects a bunch of dead people and they get out of their graves and go to the city. Sounds like a zombie apocalypse of sorts. Okes just walked home and said "honey I& #39;m back from the dead"
The Israelites ask King Rehoboam to lighten their work load after they worked for his father Solomon for decades. Rehoboam responds with “my pinky is thicker than my father’s dick.”
1 Kings 12:9-11
1 Kings 12:9-11
There& #39;s a story of a guy named Uzzah that tried to stop the Ark of the Covenant from falling over when the cart transporting it stumbled over. God killed him anyway because no one was allowed to touch it.
Also gods Angels saw the daughters of men and lusted after them so they married them and had hybrid human giants that became hard to maintain because they are everything and finished all the crops and killed animals. It& #39;s implied they were half Angel half demon
Jonah got swallowed by a fish because he didn& #39;t wanna preach to the people of Nineveh because he hated them so much he didn& #39;t want them to be saved. Quite sinister if you think of it coming from a man of God. He hated them so much he wanted them to be condemned.
A woman cheats on her husband and gets pregnant. A priest then gives her a concoction that will make her have a miscarriage if the child does not belong to the husband. So priest basically carries out an abortion of sorts
