There’s a massive storm over Crowborough, East Sussex tonight. The #lightning is taking my breath away.

Twitter, whatever you do, DON’T SAY A THING. This could be fun.

I am sorry to say that it looks like they have deleted their tweet. I know I have a couple of Sun employees who follow me, so if it’s you (yes, I’m looking at YOU) who tipped off your picture desk, I am most defintely NOT amused.

That said, every cloud ‘n’ all.

Legally, I think I should be alright, yeah?

hahahahahahaha oh god my sides hahahahaha hahahahaha it hurts hahahaha fucking stupid idiots hahahahaha

I’ve been accused a lot over the past few years of lying and spreading fake news about Crowborough’s indigenous giraffes. Sometimes, it really hurts.

I’m glad, therefore, that Sky News haven’t taken down the photo. I feel vindicated. Here’s to truth. https://news.sky.com/story/thunderstorms-light-up-london-and-they-could-last-for-days-11386689

THE BASTARDS HAVE TAKEN IT DOWN

Yes, this is a setback, but if anything, it has only served to strengthen my resolve.

My mission remains the same: to inform and educate people about the native giraffes of Crowborough, East Sussex.

I will not be bowed.

PEOPLE FEAR TRUTH

I HAVE THE SUPPORT OF CROWBOROUGH’S NEW MAYOR. THANK YOU, @THEGREGROSE. THE CAMPAIGN IS GAINING MOMENTUM.

https://www.gscene.com/news/gay-man-elected-mayor-of-crowborough-town-council/

I am over the moon that the great and the good of Crowborough are getting behind me. First the mayor. Now the Chamber of Commerce.

I firmly believe that as a notable ex-resident of the town, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s statue should remain.

Why not have both?

#BringGeoffreyHome