Taekook au wherein an innocent game of ‘Fvck, Marry, KiII’ leads to a very pressed Jeongguk making it his goal to show Taehyung that he is grade A boyfriend material.

2. Lil’ profile intro, ig
[Now might be the time to mention that this may be nsfw ‘cuz of the language I use and the references I make]

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4. Challenge accepted

5. Repost cuz ofc I made a typo in the last one

6. 100% necessary

7. Wet wipe

8. Morning texts

9. I swear Jeongguk won’t be like this the entire au

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11. S’just the beginning

12. Jeongguk’s substantially calmer

Was it really Jeongguk though?

Yeah, it was Jeongguk

Jeongguk will forever be salty

Still salty

Dis blackmail

He only has so much resolve

[pls ignore any mistakes, I’m rusty]

No. 1 method for extracting information:

Smooth, I tell you

Listen, Jeongguk’s just doing a little research

S m o o t h

25. (Been forgetting to put numbers asdsfsgsj)

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28. But on a more serious note

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34. Part dos of ^ convo

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41. This is the most chaotic confession I’ve ever written

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44. Crackhead confessions 2.0

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47. ...and here we go again

— the end

48. Lil’ epilogue (had to do it)