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Slava Malamud
SlavaMalamud
America. I come to destroy your comic book culture. We, immigrants, are ruthless this way. A thread. Superman is a conservative fairy tale that pushes the stupid notion that everything
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Slava's solution to most of America's problems:No.More. Guns.For anyone. Under any circumstances. At all. Take them all. Melt them down. Zero gun policy. Federally. Mandatorily. Decisively. Finally. No exceptions.Not for
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Ah, patriotic education. This sounds very familiar to this child of the Soviet Union. Worked out great for that country!https://twitter.com/politico/status/1301006958208716800 If there is one thing that always works in making
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Why Slava Hates Russian Classics (a thread)Tolstoy: spins a good tale, a little too aristocratic, a bit too much French, but engaging and...SUDDENLY: "EVERYONE, CLEAR THE ROOM, I AM ABOUT
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Since we are on the topic of Russian sports, here is a nice cautionary tale on the not-really-post-COVID world.So, the Russian Premier League has restarted today. And, holy crap, did
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I am not certain I get what the various sports organizations mean when they tweet today that "we can only play the sport we love because of those who gave
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This is definitely the most Canadian way to extract a tooth.What's the most American way? Tying it to a levy-traipsing Chevy?I will tell you about the Russian way in the
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It's Victory Day, the anniversary of Germany's capitulation in WWII, which happened 5/9, Moscow time. It's probably been our most meaningful holiday, unfortunately marred lately by Putin's garish & sickening
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All this discussion about Biden's possible VPs got me thinking back to all the elections I was in America for. So, let's analyze what happened in those. Maybe, we can
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America, listen. Nothing that you have created, except the Electoral College, is as inane and nonsensical as the superhero genre. With the singular exception of Watchmen, it is the most
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My final take on Cherry... This is prompted by the fact that he has, predictably, become a martyred hero both in the American far-right and in Russia. A KHL club
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