Alasdair Beckett-King
MisterABK
Lockdown means elderly women have stopped approaching me in the street to ask, 'Is your hair natural?' I miss saying, 'No - warlock's curse.'Anyway, here's a THREAD about the time
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Hey, want to play an interactive Twitter murder mystery? First Question: What is your name, detective? I'll share an interview with Suspect No. 1, Sooty Baumgartner tomorrow. Plus, a clue
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