Michael Deacon
MichaelPDeacon
So the Prime Minister can't answer MPs' questions on Covid because he can't work his laptop and no one can come in and help him work it because he's self-isolating
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We've been very clear: you can meet your mother for golf but not Pictionary. Your father can join in a game of charades but only if he shouts his answers
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I think I would give Priti Patel's performance two hundred and eighteen thousand, nine hundred and four fifths, sixty-three, twelve million and eighty-six fifty out of ten But I'm sorry
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Just off to the park so I can tweet my disapproval of people who have gone to the park Hate it when I go abroad on holiday and the place
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