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I probably shouldn't say anything about this because of an NDA or something, but *I* didn't sign anything and also IDGAF so here we go.My dim-witted cousin, a solid 6.5/10,

You get to choose how the next pandemic is spread.I'll go first: conference calls "I could care less"

My mother spoke rarely of my father--the memories of love lost were just too painful--but here are the few facts she shared. Theirs was a whirlwind romance in the summer