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Purrsuasion: A young girl wants to adopt a kitten but her family won’t let her. She spends all her time at the shelter, getting to know 1 particular volunteer very

#PrideAndPrejudice as #Mulaney gifs: A Thread. -R Lizzy when Darcy proposes the first time Mrs. Bennet, always Charlotte Lucas when Mr. Colin’s proposed Darcy, always Darcy to Lizzy when Lydia

Who else has been in a reading rut lately? I just can’t find the energy to start new books or finish things on my nightstand.If you’re feeling this, you aren’t

Unpopular opinion: Y’all hang on to the ‘95 P&P bc it was the 1st adaption you saw and Colin Firth was part of your sexual awakening, not because 95 is

“His manhood was the manliest of members, dripping with testosterone. It stood erect, like the leaning tower of Pisa, but with less of a lean lean and more girth. It

Choose your own adventure: Quarantine House(All tweets by R) Pick a bff: Choose a handsome hero: Choose an annoying character: Pick “the quiet one”: Choose a handsome rake: Where will

This is probably TMI but y’all are better than google: Has anyone dealt with an ovarian cyst before? How long does the pain usually last, and what sort of meds