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Cat’s returned from outside with a fucking massive unshelled prawn. Whose flat did he break into. Whose tea did he ruin. Cheers, pal. Turns out he stole *two* prawns some

The devil’s in the detail in this Telegraph story: tests “offered”, people “able to see if they are eligible to apply”. Spoken to key workers in councils and care homes

What toy/book/game did you wantevery single Christmas and never get? Me: Guinness Book of World Records. The library had them as reference only copies and never had the most recent

The “PR and Communications Executive” spitting teeth that I was rude to George Osborne is giving me life. A Dril quote made him so angry he fired off two tweets

Ministers constantly claiming Johnson’s “strong”, “resilient” and a “fighter”: you’re spreading misinformation (we can’t beat the virus by being stubborn) and insults those who’ve died. Once you have it, you

Saw two police quizzing three very young kids (aged between 4-9) playing ball in the courtyard on my estate asking if they were siblings, returning from pharmacy. Asked what they

Nextdoor managed to source bottles, a Moses basket, car seat, changing mat, loads of baby clothes and food for a young woman new to the area, and a few weeks

Brockwell Park is huge and 3000 people in one day isn’t that many. If you’ve got staff to apparently count people all day, then enforce the rules rather than deprive