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Andy Richter
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Still sometimes can’t get over how one of the 2 major US political parties’ official strategy to win this election is to aggressively steal the right to vote from probably
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Oh really? Well “go fuck yourself” is a directive.https://twitter.com/_asiastabler/status/929813622943109120 Quote-responding to this tweet may seem like shooting fish in a barrel, & yet it is 30 mins later & I
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One of my favorite parts of dog ownership is when you're in your kitchen trying not to make any sound while you're opening a chip bag just because you'd like
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During a pandemic when your kid says let’s make beignets you make beignets We use the paper bag technique for powdered sugar application
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