#Swear

It’s past midnight, and I’m still sitting here reading recipes, which means I’ve officially turned into @KamalaHarris. If you bring VP shit into this thread I swear to god
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Yo, what if? #AEWDynamite I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DUMMIES KEEP SAYING “JOHN CENA”. I’M TALKING ABOUT THE REAL INVISIBLE MAN.
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SOME FACTS -1- first I'm an individual fan of both sana and Sid.. 2- I liked only them in first month 3-This is the reason I love both of them
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someone please link me the vid of the guy dressed as Homer Simpson doing rad shit PLEASE I swear on my life I saw it on a @LPontheleft stream please
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*loud punk music is playing from somewhere*Wha- Who's playing that music-I swear *begins walking towards the sound* //This thread is going to change something about this account so stay tuned
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asking people if felix learned swear words first on omegle: a thread oh my goood sad moment i told them to stan "maybe" OUR FIRST NO IM CRYIJNFDM i am
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I love femboy porn because I am big gay JXHN HACKED MY ACCOUNT I SWEAR ON JEHOVAH I DIDNT FUCKING SAY THIS HOW DO YOU DELETE A TWEET FUCK DUCK
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AHHHHH GOD IS NOT ON MY SIDE OHHH I wake up... I’m like shit wtf happened... my dad saw me asleep and was like “nope. no tomi rest in this
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In honor of 4/20 I bring back the most underrated vine ever I swear if this becomes my first viral tweet I will fucking scream In a bad way
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My father-in-law just casually asked whether we had a milkman when I was growing up. You, know, like a dude who goes door-to-door delivering milk. Like in the fifties. I
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does anyone know how you put a window back on they have cameras i dont know what to do. i swear if i get in trouble update: they have some
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Ugh. The best laid plans....have to go into work early tomorrow cuz warrants...Also, dear Feds...if I have to waddle into the office to type out warrants & swear before a
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have more followers, subs or viewers. It doesn't make you better. You're just on a different part of your journey. Pro gamers too, just because someone places higher than you
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Like this and I’ll bully you Oooo @BxckShot1 you sexy luke combs looking ass. I swear to god if you keep being amazing I’m going to beat your ass
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So I was thinking a while back about how every nygmobs pier scene has an important I-You statement (“I love you” “I miss you” “I trust you” etc) and I
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I swear y’all be trying to cancel a celeb everyday. What Doja do...?*Scrolls through posts SHE DID WHAT?!?!#dojacatisoverparty Hey y’all just want to put out there that my tweet is
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