#Penny

Haiya Bokhari

haiyabokhari

Police outside my house at midnight, a thread. 5 mins to midnight, im chilling in my lounge when there's a loud knock and a man's voice tells me to open

Her Holiness Pope Mrs Trellis, the 1st

theonlywayisup

So, a thread about #CarrieAntoinette and that wallpaper. Princess Nut Nuts, fed up of living in the tatty filth left by the previous two occupants, and unwilling to suffer the

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hjghwaydocare

Like this and I’ll assign you a drag race queen @dolphin_dom chi chi devayne allstars 3 talent show performance @Druperior Farrah Moan allstars 4 talent show performance @PortaThottie Phi

Sammod Āchārya सम्मोद आचार्यः

sammodacharya

Small steps to protect #Dharma 1. Take time to teach your children or those in neighbourhood what you know about #tradition & make them do something related to it practically.

Adam Pugh

AdamPugh

Today is #WorldMentalHealthDay .Whilst organisations will be clamouring to virtue signal for good PR on social media, many practices and policies they actively enforce will continue to put people that

Kabeer Sharma

ka_beer

After 4 months away being stuck in Dubai, our party of 5 landed back in India (Chandigarh last night) in the middle of #COVID19 - (my wife, two one-month old

Saad Gul

NC_CyberLaw

For Thanksgiving-an #AppellateTwitter tale involving my grandfather. Virtually all of us have some professional disappointments. Before my grandfather became Justice Gul, he had a big one. My great grandfather was

🌊🌊🌊 Chairman Mardikins 🖤🕷

IAmMardikins

I often tweet about how I want Johnson to be dragged off to the tower to be punished for his crimes. But I have a better idea. Are you sitting

Secret SoSHHiety

SouledOutWorld

TRUMPED(Thread)Trump dressed in Purple. gets his Crown in a Coffin, guarded by the Secret Service predicted on the Simpsons. Trump held a globe with the Saudi & Egyptian dictators playing

Vulture

vulture

Welcome to the Almost Famous live tweet, hosted by @rachel_handler, who’s been searching for Penny Lane’s exact coat for 14 years w/out success. If you or your loved ones have

Zack Polanski 💚

ZackPolanski

Politicians are entitled to have private conversations & in balance particularly those in cabinet have a responsibility to be open & transparent in their views. Liz Truss, Chief Secretary, speaking

Kate Taylor

Kate_H_Taylor

At Subway, things always come back to Fred DeLuca. I spent the last few months speaking with people who knew the co-founder and trying to unpack his complex legacy. Here's

Hannah Graham 🌍

hannarrr_

Why it's important to support the @LSEFeeStrike:Thread Students and the lowest-paid staff at LSE have suffered injustice at the hands of the institution, with LSE consistently failing to live

A work in progress

Decanus2

@satansbbygirlxoA thread to set the record straight...It has come to my attention that a certain SW has been posting derogatory comments regarding Goddess' true reason for accepting, & keeping, me

Hipplegrubber

hipplegrubber

The pressure is building on the Glazers to sell United. Sponsors leaving, protests building, ESL dead in the water and a Government review into football governance is underway. I’ve seen

Patrick Kielty

PatricKielty

Dear @BorisJohnson, There is no better Brexit when it comes to the Good Friday Agreement and Northern Ireland. As you still seem bamboozled by all this Paddywackery here’s a few