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ellory smith
ellorysmith
Jeff Bezos could give each of his employees $105,000 and he would have exactly as much money as he did pre-pandemic but instead he’ll donate 200 laptops to middle schoolers
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Cuck Philosophy
PhilosophyCuck
It's both sad and hilarious how pathetic Nietzsche's life was in comparison to his grand and larger-than-life writings. When he released The Birth of Tragedy, academic philologists at the time
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dan the brewery ho
danmayer77
This is hilarious on its own... but also we've clearly gotten a step to closer.... OK some ideas here- new construction advisor Representing the barbering industry at the White House.....
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jake peralta stan account
Karen_Maslow22
anyway, heres @shanedawson blowing up a balloon + balloons is my new favorite thing + balloons : a continuing and hilarious saga
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Krista D. Ball is tired.
kristadb1
My doctor is a teaching doctor, so most of my adult life has been with a regular doctor plus a baby doctor. I have some hilarious (and not so funny)
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Gender: Canada
Irisposting
A thought I had earlier that I didn't tweet: Instead of Idiots to Lovers, Idiots to IdiotsThe least climactic fanfic ever. Contrary to popular belief (or...exactly the public belief?) It
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The Human Fly
thehumanfly_
Billie Eilish is the long overdue course correction of elitist snobbery towards Nirvana and the gross sexualization/infantilization of a young Britney Spears I feel like a lot of folks with
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Neil Hutchins
NeilHutchins
The pile-on from the anti-LTN echo chamber is hilarious. Same faux outrage, rubbishing alternatives and data, all contradictions and insults, never answering questions directly from all of them. A bully-boy
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Tancred
jessabbott
Being snarky about someone having Covid is literally what trump did. Kind of like when the left + the right politicized RBG death like 5 seconds after it happened. 2
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Chinos
cpsmithy
Before @SmithCookie & I got married, we had to attend a church “marriage prep day”. Loads of stuff on coping with living together - how will you cope with financial
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twlldun
Amazingly, this thread seems to suggest the son of a toolmaker who went to the university of Leeds is of a middle class background whereas the previous incumbent of the
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The Autisticats - #StopTheShock
autisticats
It’s a very common misconception that autistic people lack a sense of humor. While we can have trouble understanding sarcasm sometimes, more often than not, we’re very keen on making
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An Angry Feminist
zarascomics
It's so hilarious to me when men say feminism is too 'extreme'. You know what's really extreme? Disproportionate violence against women, unpaid labor and rape culture. THAT'S what's extreme. I
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The Mimes and Mummers
MimesandMummers
hmmm time to be thankful i’m thankful for the theatrical outreach program! they give such an excellent opportunity for student directors and create unforgettable rehearsal processes and awesome interpretations of
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α∂нαяα 🌇
midnighthwi
𝐬𝐟𝟗 𝐚𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐠 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧𝐬; 𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 thanks sis for helping me out @y0ungkyunie ps: i made this thread for fun i don't (obviously) mean to harm the boys in any
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Dona_Soprano
Dona_Soprano
I'm all about positivity. I come to the TL to catch up on current affairs, to laugh (I follow some hilarious tweeps) but most importantly to be inspired by all
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