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Shark dick week 🏹💕

keithlikesboys

my mon always asks how is it going in botw when she sees me with my switch (she calls it "the game of the explorer who cooks") and today i

Ugly Bum

lysolsmistress

They say that your type looks similar to your father. This is when I realized that I like Bob Duncan, Mr. Clean, Handsome Squidward, Dr. Phil and others that I

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cwncuIt

idk why but this sends https://twitter.com/unoooOOOooo_/status/1248921824462688256 the way there's always a mutual that pops up in my head in each tweet of this thread

Abby Grills

AGrillz

Alright y’all, I went back to my 2011 Facebook messenger and found the DMs from Chris D’Elia being creepy and persistent to me when I was 17 (more in thread)

Adam Townsend

adamscrabble

9/ So it became a case of my pain tolerance. Heres here it gets interesting. I am very close with several of the TOP ceo's of the real comanies in

Ben Inskeep

Ben_Inskeep

Alright buckle up buttercup time to hate-watch the tire fire that is Michael Moore's new Earth Day documentary release attacking renewable energy. I will not be linking to this content

Sexy Houseboat Pirate

misfitpoise

I have a rough history with my grandmother. We haven’t spoken now in 18 months. I’m happy with it. I’ve had hurtful memories resurfacing lately and that helps me to

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SonOfHusein

I was in the presence of Imam Al-Ridha عليه السلام that Abi Ja'far Imam Al-Jawad عليه السلام came and he was younger than four years old, he hit his hand

Avery 🖤ABOLISH THE POLICE🖤 Rose

av_rose_ev

I had to go back to the 00s to find pics where i “look like” a dude. My Christian metal days somehow both equated and preceded my scene days I

mayowa.

Wana____

Everything in a house is so expensive. You never know until you get your own place.https://twitter.com/Salthottie/status/1254375734291939333 I remember the day I went to Grand Square to buy a pressing iron

MALVINHO

TheReal_Malv

Black women have actually taken over this app you panzies let it happen All women for that matter. But mainly Black women. What’s even worse is when I see

Simon Rosenberg

SimonWDC

Some morning thoughts on Trump's illiberalism, cheating, and embrace of Putin. "I am a big fan of yours!"https://twitter.com/JuliaDavisNews/status/1295807978650636288 In a new interview with @chaunceydevega in @Salon, I talk a

Rachel Goshgarian

paludes

When I was the Director of the Zohrab Center in NYC, I came across a remarkable interview -- Hayr Krikor Maksoudian had interviewed Dolores Zohrab Liebmann (the daughter of the

Sriram Iyer

iyer_sriram

So here goes the story. My clash with #RahulDravid in #Indiranagar. That morn, in Dec 2007, I woke up to a surprise call from my parents. They were gonna visit

Ernie Official™

punished_stu

*my dad "well we bought a (3 bedroom, south London) house in 1978 for 18k with a loan from Ken Livingstone and it's now worth £800k. Have you considered buying?"*me,

Samantha Willis

WordsByWillis

Tuned in to Hanover School Board's virtual meeting (watch here: https://us02web.zoom.us/j/82306560285 ), and they've just moved into public comment period. They are reading out residents' comments, of which there are 33.