#Funny

Key📌Hualian & Wangxian AUs, twit-fics, hcs & meta

xStalKey

"I'm sorry for the trouble." Xie Lian says again. Mu Qing rolls his eyes as he helps him set a futon on the floor of Feng Xin's room. "Stop apologizing!

Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy

bitterkarella

in an attempt to understand its evolution from dude bro comic to terf Q horror vacui screed, i am reading the entire 20 year run of sinfest right now and

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tsukinnie

“To start today’s show— what about a little face reveal?” Mooni shoots his dimples to the camera.Six different boys in the same building complex stare wide-eyed at the screen of

Claire Willett

clairewillett

things I’m going to do tonight if I finish this writing assignment: drink two cans of rosé and live-tweet “Snakes On a Plane”please bookmark this thread if such content is

@RamonVillalobos 🌹🦂

RamonVillalobos

are there people here on twitter that would argue woodstock 69>woodstock 99? because im going to start watching performances from 99 for the 20th anniversary and i just dont see

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SheWhoRises

Recall, Trump’s Baku hotel was a money laundering front for the Iranian Revolutionary Guard. https://twitter.com/rferl/status/977192009717952513 2/ Trump Baku money laundering scheme with Iran Revolutionary Guard:https://twitter.com/slsmi

wwx has been dead for 13 slutty, slutty years

drdulosis

once more i am thinking abt wei ying introducing himself to lan zhan as a sub(stitute teacher) at a formal gathering, & lan zhan, surprised that this cute guy he

✨🌷🌱Burg🌱🌷✨

bruhger

HIYA FRIENDS 1) Confession: i love eating raw white button mushrooms sliced with olive oil and salt and pepper but my housemates call me a heathen ITS SO GOOD THO

juliana is grieving over hercai

julianaazevedb

okay ladies episode 38 here we goooo! last episode for god knows how long. this is what i’ll be doing until it comes back #Hercai sleeping beauty #Hercai WHO THE

Spooky Pan of Doom

FryingPanWrites

CW: NSFW, multiple sex partners, uneducated sex, sex toys, endgame TetsuMina, no quirksMina had sex for the first time when she was sixteen. It was awkward and not very satisfying

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taynewtaehin

TayNew 101 — thread of things you should know about Tay and New.#เตนิว#โพก้า "Newwiee/New" Thitipoom TechaapaikhunDOB: 01/30/1993"Tay" Tawan VihokratanaDOB: 07/20/1991as part of thai culture, everyone uses nicknames instead of the

Dreamweasel

Dreamweasel

DAY 212NYT: We’re deep in the heart of Slidewhistle, Utah to speak with some voters. What do you think of President Poop-Flinging Monkey so far?R: Well, I’m happy he’s pissing

Madeleine Watts

madeleine_watts

I am flying back to Sydney for a little bit, and will be self-isolating from Thursday onwards. Given that I will not be able to do any bookselling at @mcnallyjackson

Nick Huber

sweatystartup

I’ve gotten a lot of bad advice in my career and I see even more of it here on Twitter. Time for a stiff drink and some truth you probably

spoopy pumpkin 🍂

hurricane_ivy

bringing this back bc y’all only love me for two threads anyways (the other being my stan twt thread) 1. johnyong gokushufudou au where johnny is a retired organized crime

Adam Townsend

adamscrabble

Thread updating you about China vs The US. You're about to become incredibly smart, wise, you’ll really really like yourself and you’ll wake up tomorrow with new kitchen skills.Year-to-date, the