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momo
SighPilot
imagined a virus whose risk was tied to pronunciation. like everyone who pronounced ‘scallops’ like ‘scah-llops’ would be instant death on contact pee-cans: immunity. pee-cahns: 15% mortality rate nee-hilism: anus
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Aditi Taswala 🚢
adititaswala92
1 strategy John Rockefeller and @JamesClear have in common;Improving by 1%. Aggregation of Marginal Gains.Read on about how Rockefeller's penny saving tactics saved him thousands of dollars, giving him an
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Karri Denise
karri_bird
I'm about to go FULL Karen on the @usps because my mailman has decided to withhold mail from my entire cul-de-sac w/NO notice, and subsequently we have not received our
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_mr_amn
#verified at 1:39PM on 26/4/21#Beds available in #DelhiContact :01129901111250 Beds at HACovidIndiaInfo#LetsDoMore#verified at 1:47PM on 26/4/21#Oxygen Cans available in #Pune #MaharashtraContact :09763317456Portable cans of 12ltr. For ₹7
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Victor
EyelashBugs
Y’all I see a lot of people trying to work on their addictions this month. I don’t talk about it often but I have talked about it. I am extremely
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JeffBull5
I have been trying to return bottles and cans for a month now. Just swung for strike 6. About to leave this shit in a parking lot... Day 2: bottle
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Kat 👩🌾
katjnz
Has anyone else seen a lack of Watties Tomato Sauce in their supermarket? Two weeks with no refill cans at my local Countdown. This was one shortage I did not
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Stocks Pilgrim
StocksPilgrim
Finished my first can of #NXTLVL by $LTNC. I was skeptical at first, but let me just say, TRY AT YOUR OWN RISK. Today began like any other, I had
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Trish Q 🌊🏳🌈🌊🏒🌊
TrishQ16
So, some poor woman just walked into my house with her little doggie and sat down. She was very confused and kept saying Marge owned my house. Had to end
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Camy.
CAMYMCCOR
Why isn’t there a cold version of a microwave for cans of juice and that Two types of people in this world. Those who want a can frozen in sixty
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Tom McLaughlin
tmclaughbos
My local supermarket has commercial kitchen size cans of corned beef hash. I'm losing it here today. I'm going to walk across the street and buy 6.75lbs of corned beef
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Fizzybabe
Fizzybabe812
Fruits Basket characters as Trash cans : a thread. Kyos Dad Ren Sohma End of thread.
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Pen Griffey Jr.
britttbanks
An Black Uber driver told me she lives about an hour outside of Atlanta. She said she bought a nice house and loves her quiet neighborhood. She also added that
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Jen Keane
zenbuffy
By constantly pandering to the vintners, by allowing publicans in power to make rules without declaring conflict of interest, and by never incentivising the opening of any pub-alternatives for social
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Rod Townsend
rodtownsend
Once upon a time there was an old mother pig who had three little pigs and not enough food to feed them. So when they were old enough, she sent
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Peter Coffin
petercoffin
Let's say you saw someone attacking your trash cans and getting garbage everywhere.You don't know what to do and go next door and say "this dude is acting like a
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