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Tom Williams
shirleymush
My theory re the bombast around Hyde is that these liberal men have come to regard how funny you find her column as a barometer of intelligence. They think that
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ten million hardbacks 📚
10mhardbacks
It's funny cos everyone in Britain always bangs on about THE WAR and what they would have done and clearly the answer is grassing up the neighbours to the Gestapo
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ana felipe
anasmhhh
some girl thought it would be funny to wear a shirt that says "black lives matter" to a WHITE LIES themed party. at these parties you wear a shirt with
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Red, the lord of Spooky👻
Redddddddddddd9
Going back in time to stop jreg from existing so that centracide never becomes a thing. Like seriously, this is probably a rather cold take but no, it isn't funny
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𝙖𝙗𝙗𝙨
fixruin
Zodiac thread Pisces male-unique-charming -manipulative -better friends than lovers-hard to read Pisces female-sensitive-picky about who they fw-extremely selfless-you think you know them but you really don't Taurus male:-outgoing-funny -music -c
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Steve Sandmeyer
SteveSandmeyer
The 1991 Twins (WS Champs) were easily the most fun team in my lifetime. You’ve heard my stupid bat boy stories for years, but here’s a few more. Kent Hrbek
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lauren is positive she doesn’t care
mchclc
characters i find similar to myself. because i’m bored. a thread. —— luna lovegood (harry potter series) - caring - friendly - fairly optimistic - ravenclaw!!!! nancy wheeler—— (stranger things)
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𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒚 𝒌𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒂𝒓𝒐𝒐 ☆ 小笨蛋♡❀༄
forestofrobots
the new york rangers as power rangers: a thread artemi panarin: green ranger(usually the comic relief/funny, has charisma) henrik lundqvist: pink ranger (very pretty, usually the voice of reason in
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Myá
magiclarri
alright I’ve been too quiet talking abt someone’s race doesn’t make you funny. You also said avani can have your babies when you’re 20 . That’s actually disgusting. and larri
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brain genius
Millerheighife
The good guys need a win so gonna say it it would be funny if Boris Johnson died. Better not get the cowards ratio here. And the nice thing about
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joe96__
Funny camelphat sharing that 5G radiation thing there while they probably sit in front of a computer an all kinds of mad electrical equipment for 10 hours a day in
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Troubled & Sassy
PlethoraOfProbs
Hi y'all this will be a thread of funny/weird 911 calls I have taken. (And probably some calls my coworkers have taken as well) Please enjoy. From a co worker:Clr-
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limb sleevey
LSleevey
Watching the sonic movie can I get some pogs Damn that’s one fast hedgehog Sonic was mentored by a whacky owl lady Oh rip owl lady Green hills Montana! Like
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Big Fat Papa
spicyhuney
Thread of my favorite tweets from my shit account because I think I’m funny and I love having attention
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GamingUnsilenced
GamingUnsilence
I have missed 2 meme Monday's plus today so I'll post a total of six memes i find enjoyable Meme monday number 6Now I'm not wanting to get into the
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Auntyglowstitches
theglowstitches
Few months ago, I had this friend who had an emergency event. I was less busy so I decided to make his outfit. As I was cutting, he kept saying
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