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the avengers as anime characters: a thread captain america iron man thor bruce banner hawkeye end of thread jk we got a special guest fuck it we gotta get

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fuck it, organized rice i have nothing to promote but stephen a smith

ROUND 1: CEREAL MARCH MADNESS may the best bowl win and good luck to all competitors up first: or ? two classics... got a sweet tooth?

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