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"Now that's what I call a #heavyweight."Pearl didn't like the way the stranger was leaning on her gate. Or how his eyes were greasing the length of her prize marrow,

#Virtual Visiting Hour had scarcely begun when, slightly pixelated, she scaled his blanketed knee and squished snugly into his lap."Tell me again, Grandpa!""Tell you what, Little V?""The saucepan story.""Oh, that