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last night on Chief Stews @deckheadspod we bet on which Summer House couples will split and I realized Kyle and Amanda will stay together because they are Pete and Trudy

brought self grandparenting back by buying a carton of pink lemonade two different circus performers claimed to have intended pink lemonade around 1912 the phrase “if life gives you lemons

this has all happened before, the LAPD murdered journalist Ruben Salazar, the first journalist to cover the Chicano community in LA, at the Chicano Moratorium March by hitting him with

so the “three more months” order is confusingly, not an official order yet as we reach the end of the first official lockdown California cases are spiking again beyond projections

so Biden is using the meaningless phrase “I see you again” here’s a fun lil thing my friend noticed the same language about feeling “seen” and (shudder) “held” (so Midsommar!)