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We’re all regrowing our scallions right Man I really wish I’d picked a photo angle for my viral tweet that doesn’t make it look like I live in a weird
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Omg omg omg one of my actual favorite facts is that we all learned square dancing in school because of HENRY FORD and his sinister agenda of WHITE SUPREMACYhttps://twitter.com/touroflove/status/1063926835199778817 I
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Please marvel at how much my dog looks like Bradley Cooper in this pic She’s the one on the left obvi Yet again, my dog looks uncannily like Bradley Cooper
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Please drop a link here to the recipe that you *would* send to the person above you in the chain email, if you were ever actually going to do a
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Prunes are so incredibly delicious, and it’s just a tragedy of the highest order that they’ve been so thoroughly branded as The Poop Fruit respect to all those marketers banging
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Focaccia! No-knead bread! Brioche! The world is your starter-free oyster! bless the hearts of the folks so deeply invested in their identities as Sourdough Bread People that they’re mad about
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honesty bombs dropping hardhttps://twitter.com/hellocvh/status/1246773577816461313 Focaccia! No-knead bread! Brioche! The world is your starter-free oyster! bless the hearts of the folks so deeply invested in their identities as Sourdough Bread Peopl
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God I wish this were a haunting allegorical novel and not realityhttps://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/05/style/coronavirus-honeymoon-stranded.html Mostly I’m amazed that the whole staff is still being forced to pantomime their jobs! Let them just
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I just want a scented candle that smells like clean wet dirt, why doesn’t anyone make that yet I just want my whole apartment to smell like I am queen
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