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It's clear that folks have some experience clearing out the homes & offices of deceased friends and relatives who were eccentric. Fro the previous Radioactive Seagull adventure, perhaps they were

The traditional answer to avoiding NIMBY crap, whatever your particular issue may be, is by building your facility three miles down the road from the ass end of nowhere. Unfortunately,

This scenario is much like when the Local Color brings you a dead radioactive seagull, except this time your surprisingly competent coworkers may have captured an actual live, radioactive, and

The people who work in secured facilities will never know the pleasure of randos walking in off the street to drop things off. Maybe it's an interesting shaped rock they're

I know this isn’t clam chowder. I can do what I want. I’m a rebel, Dottie. Nothing like a nice warm bowl of Texas bean chowder, with oyster crackers, on

Some of you correctly identified that the client's desires are the real problem here. Unfortunately, their ego and your desire for paycheck requires sacrifice sometimes. Even doing your best, I

One of the joys of carrying around a rad marked package is that everyone gives you plenty of social distance. Since it appears that I need to say it for