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I’m going to sexually harass men in all their sweatpants quarantine glory until they submit to my demands to STFU and look pretty. If you DM them to me I

People are flirting and possibly hooking up in my mentions bc of the matchmaker post and it makes me so happy.You guys are kinda cute sometimes. https://twitter.com/criticalthotcop/status/1252587952418537475?s=20

ROLL CALL: Single tweeples.List five perks of dating you. Photo optional. LET'S FIND YOU SOMEBODY

Intermittently liking your tweets from a single thread throughout the day to get your attention. Re-liking your selfies to stay at the top of your mentions. Turning on notifications for

In person I’m nicer, super smiley, and MORE flirty but in a disarming, social lubcricant way.As with self-deprecating humor, I assume all the social risk at the outset of the

Me hiding in my Twitter mentions to avoid reality. Source:https://twitter.com/jimbarrett/status/1246459446483656710?s=21

Early adolescent crushes that shaped your sexuality:-Bob Marley-Antonio Banderas-Legends of the Fall era Brad Pitt-Data-Geordi-Michael Kakahashi (kid in my fourth grade DND group ) Michael Kalahashi, if you’re reading this,